So spit it out na

KODACK:



No be only south west, na west south

KODACK:



Oya come and force me.


You want people from my state to go to village because of me shey......lolz

Hahahahaha

Please can WAEC printout suffice during screening coz i don't have originals again?
Oga Kodack no finish me o, just answer me abeg.
Ugo4u
And others please

shobroy10:
This most competitive states are as follows
1. Kaduna
2. Kwara
3. Katsina
4. Kogi
5. Niger
6. Kano
7. kebbi
8. Zamfara
9. Bayelsa
Etc

no Benue in your state nawa oh

Able Men

This man won chop igbaju sha

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sameereinstein:
Please can WAEC printout suffice during screening coz i don't have originals again?
Oga Kodack no finish me o, just answer me abeg.
Ugo4u
And others please

I think what happened last screening for SSC was that they wer asked to provide waec scratch card so they could check the authenticity of the said result. But u know things might be different

shobroy10:

I think what happened last screening for SSC was that they wer asked to provide waec scratch card so they could check the authenticity of the said result. But u know things might be different

I'll rather go with extra scratch cards so that they verify the authenticity and keep for others too.

sameereinstein:

ba ruwana fa. Just curious coz I've heard that the state is quite competitive. Duk abun da Zain faruwa, Allah ya taimaka kowai mu samu alheri a chiki

muddin Allah yana raye, zai gan mu ta hanya.

Allah ya iya


Good thing is that am multi lingual .....ntor

buffness:

So spit it out na

Spit ko, vomit ni

sameereinstein:
Please can WAEC printout suffice during screening coz i don't have originals again?
Oga Kodack no finish me o, just answer me abeg.
Ugo4u
And others please

Lolz ........ Harmless

KODACK:



muddin Allah yana raye, zai gan mu ta hanya.

Allah ya iya


Good thing is that am multi lingual .....ntor

Lols. You're funny sha. Ba ruwa na. Ko ma me kace. Kai oga ne. Na yarda

sameereinstein:

Lols. You're funny sha. Ba ruwa na. Ko ma me kace. Kai oga ne. Na yarda

Babu oga fa

dan uwa a cikin wannan wasa babu wanda ya isa.

muna rayuwa kuma muna wasa da falalar Allah da rahamarSa

KODACK:


Babu oga fa

dan uwa a cikin wannan wasa babu wanda ya isa.

muna rayuwa kuma muna wasa da falalar Allah da rahamarSa

Ubangidi ya shiga gabar mu ya taimaka mana

sameereinstein:

Ubangidi ya shiga gabar mu ya taimaka mana

Amin Amin

KODACK:


Babu oga fa

dan uwa a cikin wannan wasa babu wanda ya isa.

muna rayuwa kuma muna wasa da falalar Allah da rahamarSa

u guys should take ur village meeting out here

KODACK:

Babu oga fa
dan uwa a cikin wannan wasa babu wanda ya isa.
muna rayuwa kuma muna wasa da falalar Allah da rahamarSa

Mr Mike you are disturbing here o

KODACK:



Oya come and force me.


You want people from my state to go to village because of me shey......lolz

I am going to d village for ur matter, u dey the same local gov with me, he no funny again oh.

scave:


I am going to d village for ur matter, u dey the same local gov with me, he no funny again oh.

Se gobe

boogie2910:

Mr Mike you are disturbing here o

Who is Mike??

Don't let what you see fool you.
Greater things beyond what thine eyes seeth

KODACK:

Who is Mike??
Don't let what you see fool you. Greater things beyond what thine eyes seeth

hehehehe ur response says it all, see you at the top bro.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF BAD COMBINATIONS.
I came from a family that loves beans.we love beans so much that we can eat it, morning afternoon and night.
My dad was a police officer,he told me how he almost missed a promotion exams, because of beans.
One day I was to travel to East. The night before the journey from Lagos,I ate more than enough beans.
I boarded a Homer bus very early in the morning from cele bus stop.it was fully air conditioned bus.
We commence the journey like every other good people.No wahala.
We stopped at Ore to eat,the driver was selfish to drop us at a place where food was very costly.Apperently because the drivers are normally given free package.
I had to buy things outside the fast food, I bought egg roll,suya and groundnut.
They were all bad combinations, couple with a glass of palm wine I used to escort all the things bought.After eating we left. .
As we continue the journey..we didn't go for 15 minutes their was a serious protest in my stomach,the reaction was worst than the present south Africa xenophobia.
I was afraid to notify the driver to stop the vehicle to enable me ease my self because of other passengers.
At that time a man was preaching in the bus with anger as if he was doing it against his will.All his preaching was about hell fire, hell fire.
But the tension was unbearable I thought to myself which hell fire will be worst than this.
I threw caution to air and shouted to the driver:"Oga driver,look for somewhere and park, I want to shit.
The Edo driver shouted at me:"your father..come force me to stop na,you no see toilet for Ore? "
Every passenger in the bus was on me.some abuse my ancestors,some abuse my father some abuse my village..
Even the preacher was angry with me.
They ask why I didn't do it when we stop to eat at Ore.
But I was not discouraged,I shouted at the driver to stop
The driver said:" my friend shit am there."
My younger brother,sampo who was in the bus with me whispered to me,he said:"things like this you convert it to mess.so you get some relief without causing any harm."
Base on my condition i bought the idea immediately.So when the tension was unbearable I raised Bombom as if I was adjusting my sitting pattern,i release the first silent but deadly mess.phew shhhhhhhhh.
Jesus Christ! it was the worst thing I ever percieved in the past thirty years.
The stench was like gas bomb,highly choking and dark in colour, the air condition didn't help matters as it amplified and spread the message around to every part of the vehicle..
The man sitting next to me by the right who was eating chicken looked at me,he looked at my brother,he smelt his chicken and said:"some thing is sparking in this vehicle,or is it my chicken that is smelling like this? These fast food people can kill person o"
I shook my head and said: honestly People are wicked.stop eating chicken there."
The man said:"You are right."
He threw it away
But my stomach was not okey,I released the second mess concurrently in a double progression,it was like biological weapon.
A little child that was breast feeding on her mother's breast while sleeping screamed with terrifying fear as if she was chased by a dreaded ogoni masquerade in her dream..her mother was shouting:" blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus."
Two passengers behind me started accusing each other of being responsible ..non of them remembered me.Even the few flies that were inside the bus were flying haphazardly like drunken creatures.
Few seconds later the bus was like a mad house with quarrels amongst passengers.
They abuse themselves with their different languages
When i released the third mess,I started getting relieved.But like a spell there was abrupt silence.The preacher started shouting:"I can see there is a fowl spirit in this bus.if you know you are here trying to do the mandate of the devil, confess now..or I will invoke fire from heaven."
I didn't mind about him because I was saving my life,so I released the fourth mess he started shouting:"Every contrary power that has been mandated to kill us in this bus,what are you waiting for die by fire,die die die."
It was as if the more I release the mess, the more it formed again ,so I release another deadly mess. The preacher kept quiet and slowly sat down as if he was given a spiritual slap for trying to touch the anointing of the Lord, he kept murmuring silently :" blood of Jesus."
The driver suddenly held a sharp break and said:"where is that man that wants to shit? I beg come go shit before you kill all my passengers. You no get conscience? abi you no dey go church? this na new motor wey company give me, see how you don change the scent.
I didn't answer him,I went and eased my self, when I came back I didn't see any body in the bus they also went to toilet too..
So who is more wicked?..

Very funny....nice narrative

Nice story can’t stop laughing here

Good evening [/b]"gentlemen officers"[b] due to the deluge of questions about BMI, and other health related questions, I researched and found the following


1: BMI
Body mass index ( BMI ) is a common tool for deciding whether a person has an appropriate body weight. It measures a person's weight in relation to their height.

A BMI of less than 18.5 means that a person is underweight.
A BMI of between 18.5 and 24.9 is ideal.
A BMI of between 25 and 29.9 is overweight.
A BMI over 30 indicates obesity.

To calculate your BMI, divide your weight by your height twice.
Eg 80÷1.87÷1.87=22.8

2: WHR
A person's waist-hip measurement compares their waist size with that of their hips.
People who have more body fat around their middle are more likely to develop cardiovascular disease (CVD) and diabetes . The higher the waist measurement in proportion to the hips, the greater the risk.
For this reason, the waist-hip ratio (WHR) is a useful tool for calculating whether a person has a healthy weight and size.

Measure your waist-hip ratio
1. Measure around the waist in the narrowest part, usually just above the belly button.
2. Divide this measurement by the measurement around your hip at its widest part.
If a person's waist is 28 inches and their hips are 36 inches, they will divide 28 by 36. This will give them 0.77.

How WHR affects the risk of cardiovascular disease (CVD) is different for men and women, because they tend to have different body shapes.

In Men

Below 0.9: The risk of cardiovascular health problems is low.
From 0.9 to 0.99: The risk is moderate.
At 1.0 or over: The risk is high.

In Women

Below 0.8: The risk is low.
From 0.8 to 0.89: The risk is moderate.
At 0.9 or above: The risk is high.

3: WtHR

Waist-to-height ratio (WtHR) is another tool that might predict the risk of heart disease , diabetes, and overall mortality more effectively than BMI.
A person whose waist measurement is less than half their height has a lower risk of a number of life-threatening health complications.

Measure your waist-to-height ratio
To calculate the WtHR, a person should divide their waist size by their height. If the answer is 0.5 or less, the chances are that they have a healthy
weight.

A woman who is 5 feet and 4 inches tall (163 cm), should have a waist measurement below 32 inches (81 cm).
A man who is 6 feet or 183 centimeters (cm) tall, should have a waist measurement below 36 inches or 91 cm.

These measurements will give a WtHR of just under 0.5


007 Over and out.

Victory is from God alone

Boyka007:
Good evening [/b]"gentlemen officers"[b] due to the deluge of questions about BMI, and other health related questions, I researched and found the following


1: BMI
Body mass index ( BMI ) is a common tool for deciding whether a person has an appropriate body weight. It measures a person's weight in relation to their height.

A BMI of less than 18.5 means that a person is underweight.
A BMI of between 18.5 and 24.9 is ideal.
A BMI of between 25 and 29.9 is overweight.
A BMI over 30 indicates obesity.

To calculate your BMI, divide your weight by your height twice.
Eg 80÷1.87÷1.87=22.8

2: WHR
A person's waist-hip measurement compares their waist size with that of their hips.
People who have more body fat around their middle are more likely to develop cardiovascular disease (CVD) and diabetes . The higher the waist measurement in proportion to the hips, the greater the risk.
For this reason, the waist-hip ratio (WHR) is a useful tool for calculating whether a person has a healthy weight and size.

Measure your waist-hip ratio
1. Measure around the waist in the narrowest part, usually just above the belly button.
2. Divide this measurement by the measurement around your hip at its widest part.
If a person's waist is 28 inches and their hips are 36 inches, they will divide 28 by 36. This will give them 0.77.

How WHR affects the risk of cardiovascular disease (CVD) is different for men and women, because they tend to have different body shapes.

In Men

Below 0.9: The risk of cardiovascular health problems is low.
From 0.9 to 0.99: The risk is moderate.
At 1.0 or over: The risk is high.

In Women

Below 0.8: The risk is low.
From 0.8 to 0.89: The risk is moderate.
At 0.9 or above: The risk is high.

3: WtHR

Waist-to-height ratio (WtHR) is another tool that might predict the risk of heart disease , diabetes, and overall mortality more effectively than BMI.
A person whose waist measurement is less than half their height has a lower risk of a number of life-threatening health complications.

Measure your waist-to-height ratio
To calculate the WtHR, a person should divide their waist size by their height. If the answer is 0.5 or less, the chances are that they have a healthy
weight.

A woman who is 5 feet and 4 inches tall (163 cm), should have a waist measurement below 32 inches (81 cm).
A man who is 6 feet or 183 centimeters (cm) tall, should have a waist measurement below 36 inches or 91 cm.

These measurements will give a WtHR of just under 0.5


007 Over and out.

Victory is from God alone

did mine wit ur formula got 20.45 bmi

5 days left

ugo4u:
5 days left

nwanne kwụsịrị egwuregwu ahụ siri ike

nelkon9999:
THE CONSEQUENCES OF BAD COMBINATIONS.
I came from a family that loves beans.we love beans so much that we can eat it, morning afternoon and night.
My dad was a police officer,he told me how he almost missed a promotion exams, because of beans.
One day I was to travel to East. The night before the journey from Lagos,I ate more than enough beans.
I boarded a Homer bus very early in the morning from cele bus stop.it was fully air conditioned bus.
We commence the journey like every other good people.No wahala.
We stopped at Ore to eat,the driver was selfish to drop us at a place where food was very costly.Apperently because the drivers are normally given free package.
I had to buy things outside the fast food, I bought egg roll,suya and groundnut.
They were all bad combinations, couple with a glass of palm wine I used to escort all the things bought.After eating we left. .
As we continue the journey..we didn't go for 15 minutes their was a serious protest in my stomach,the reaction was worst than the present south Africa xenophobia.
I was afraid to notify the driver to stop the vehicle to enable me ease my self because of other passengers.
At that time a man was preaching in the bus with anger as if he was doing it against his will.All his preaching was about hell fire, hell fire.
But the tension was unbearable I thought to myself which hell fire will be worst than this.
I threw caution to air and shouted to the driver:"Oga driver,look for somewhere and park, I want to shit.
The Edo driver shouted at me:"your father..come force me to stop na,you no see toilet for Ore? "
Every passenger in the bus was on me.some abuse my ancestors,some abuse my father some abuse my village..
Even the preacher was angry with me.
They ask why I didn't do it when we stop to eat at Ore.
But I was not discouraged,I shouted at the driver to stop
The driver said:" my friend shit am there."
My younger brother,sampo who was in the bus with me whispered to me,he said:"things like this you convert it to mess.so you get some relief without causing any harm."
Base on my condition i bought the idea immediately.So when the tension was unbearable I raised Bombom as if I was adjusting my sitting pattern,i release the first silent but deadly mess.phew shhhhhhhhh.
Jesus Christ! it was the worst thing I ever percieved in the past thirty years.
The stench was like gas bomb,highly choking and dark in colour, the air condition didn't help matters as it amplified and spread the message around to every part of the vehicle..
The man sitting next to me by the right who was eating chicken looked at me,he looked at my brother,he smelt his chicken and said:"some thing is sparking in this vehicle,or is it my chicken that is smelling like this? These fast food people can kill person o"
I shook my head and said: honestly People are wicked.stop eating chicken there."
The man said:"You are right."
He threw it away
But my stomach was not okey,I released the second mess concurrently in a double progression,it was like biological weapon.
A little child that was breast feeding on her mother's breast while sleeping screamed with terrifying fear as if she was chased by a dreaded ogoni masquerade in her dream..her mother was shouting:" blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus."
Two passengers behind me started accusing each other of being responsible ..non of them remembered me.Even the few flies that were inside the bus were flying haphazardly like drunken creatures.
Few seconds later the bus was like a mad house with quarrels amongst passengers.
They abuse themselves with their different languages
When i released the third mess,I started getting relieved.But like a spell there was abrupt silence.The preacher started shouting:"I can see there is a fowl spirit in this bus.if you know you are here trying to do the mandate of the devil, confess now..or I will invoke fire from heaven."
I didn't mind about him because I was saving my life,so I released the fourth mess he started shouting:"Every contrary power that has been mandated to kill us in this bus,what are you waiting for die by fire,die die die."
It was as if the more I release the mess, the more it formed again ,so I release another deadly mess. The preacher kept quiet and slowly sat down as if he was given a spiritual slap for trying to touch the anointing of the Lord, he kept murmuring silently :" blood of Jesus."
The driver suddenly held a sharp break and said:"where is that man that wants to shit? I beg come go shit before you kill all my passengers. You no get conscience? abi you no dey go church? this na new motor wey company give me, see how you don change the scent.
I didn't answer him,I went and eased my self, when I came back I didn't see any body in the bus they also went to toilet too..
So who is more wicked?..

Officer, laughter no gree me finish the story at once, had to take a break.
For my mind, I think say na me like beans pass but I cut cap for you.
How man for survive without beans.

ugo4u:
5 days left

3/5days, na only army sabi which of the date they want to make use of... Anyone anyone, na still this week

Prospect048:
3/5days, na only army sabi which of the date they want to make use of... Anyone anyone, na still this week

Going by their advertisement on national TV closing date is 28th September