* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They said they haven't started...only to get to PS library, basic unit, or mbs 15 and find out they have a permanent seat
* Lecturers telling you "buying my textbook is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that bought.
* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If it was to be AEB... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now.
* SUG will organize a protest and those OVERSABI will boycott it for lectures.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD or supervisor when you need his signature on a form/project work.
* In UNIPORT, you don't need to go far for anything...right in your Lodge you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber.
* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside campus and before you know it...she has hugged like 10 guys.
* Uniport students can photocopy..so tey Dem go still bring am come class for lecturer to see.
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.
* Semester starts: Jollof rice @ mba2 ,middle-semester:bread and a bottle of coke ,Semester ending: garri don take over
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. lol
* You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop THE super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
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Hehehehehehe true dat but which year u graduate?

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