The 10 Types Of Lecturers You
Meet In The University


1) The Sadist–
Most students are
scared of him. He comes to class,
threatens everyone, you rarely see
him smile, always serious with a
straight face. He never gives an
‘A’ and when result comes out, his
courses are always mass failure.
He is usually the most hated
lecturer.


2) The comedian–
He is more or
less a stand-up comedian. Always
lively, students look forward to
his laugher-filled lectures but
once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is usually stingy
with marks/grades•


3) The Student lecturers–
Also
known as Assistant lecturers. They
usually start as errand boys to
some top lecturers in the
department, they mark exam
scripts, invigilate during tests &
exams and later graduate to
helping the lecturers with some of
their lectures. They are usually
hyperactive, aggressive and proud
which usually results into a clash
with the students.


4) The Crazy Lecturer–
He rarely
smiles, does things in an unusual
manner including ways of
speaking(with big grammar like
Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a
funny dress sense(with long
bling-bling chains like Ayo
Oritsejafor). He is always REAL
and serious, doesn’t care what his
students feels or think about him,
highly unpredictable and lectures
for 3/4hrs until the students
complains.


5) The Fatherly Lecturer–
He is
always matured, homely,
approachable, and friendly. He
takes his time to extensively teach
his students in such a way that
once you fail his course, you
know that you truly deserve to
fail. He is students’ favourite.


6) The Lazy Lecturer –
He comes
to class twice in a semester(One,
for course introduction & later, for
revision, a week to Exams). He
doesn’t lecture nor teach, he only
comes to read out loud while the
students listen. He doesn’t care if
you understand or not, and 15 or
20mins, he is done for the day’s
lecture.


7) The ‘Runs’ lecturer –
He comes
to class, gives shabby lectures and
drop his mobile digits or his
errand boy’s digits(The coded
students knows what to do). #5k
for ‘C’,#8k for ‘B’ and #10k for ‘A’
depending on the importance or
Unit of the course.


The Departmental dog–
Woman
wrapper. He takes advantage of
any vulnerable female student, it
doesn’t matter how young she is,
the sex addict just want to get laid
at the slightest opportunity. Hide
your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9) The story teller–
90% of his
lecture is the story about his days
in the University and how serious/
dedicated they were those days +
how he still consult his 1973
lecture notebook. He talks about
how bad the Gov’t and the school
management is, especially if he is
an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone
calls within a lecture.


10) The Religion fanatic
(Daddy
G.O)– This type of lecturer comes
to class to chip in the Gospel
within his lecture, inviting the
entire class to his church & mid
week programmes. He is always
gentle & Godly.

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CC.....LALASTICLALA DO THE NEEDFUL!!!

Walahi one can relate ds to every university in Nigeria. I can put names to each character.