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Enjoy Yourself Wit This. by Treash(m): 11:12am On Jan 23, 2016 |
1. John: Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? Jane: No dear. I would love u no matter who left you the money! 2. "When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!" 3. "If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used." 4. Question: Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Ans: Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. 5. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. 6. "Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar." 7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands everyday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. Rt if you grab it... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Enjoy Yourself Wit This. by wEsOmE(m): 11:27am On Jan 23, 2016 |
funny... been a while I enjoyed real jokes.. tnks op |
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