Any reception party that lacks good item 7 is nothing but lawma's property.

I got invited by my mum to her friend's younger brother's cousin's wedding. My mum just carried the event on her head like gala. I agreed on going only to the reception. She told me i need not eat because there will be excess food and stuffs. That was how i left the hot fried rice i cooked untouched. On getting there, i discovered that the hall was very small and there were less people at the overhyped party. The cake was also very small and the decoration was like the combination of Small Doctor and Asa. Fast forward to when we the event started, a guy came to where i was and started a convo that i wasn't interested in. I tried to stop the convo but he was more like talking talking. Guys who talk more than normal cannot know anything.... Confirmed! Nonetheless, I knew where the convo was heading. My statistics show that 99% of guys that approach me always end their essay with ”can i have your number“. This guy was just asking jamb questions tho i answered all his questions nicely.

When it was time to dance, the band was just singing old songs, very old songs. Infact, I stopped my shakiti bobo dance steps when they were not corresponding with the beat. I later heard that the whole band were friends to the bride. The MC nko?? Very razz, he was just ranting all sort of street slangs, at a reception for God sake. Funny enough, when the bride's flower was thrown, the MC said ladies have to fight, slap, push or beat if necessary in order to get the flower, trust me i don't care about their stupid flower.

Later on, dodo(fried plantain) was served in a small plate. I made no effort in trying to grab my piece of dodo but this guy just picked two plates and gave me one. I refused to collect the dodo but he forcefully dipped the dodo in my mouth, gosh. He left me with no other option than to eat the dodo. The dodo looked like the sacrifice used for appealing sango and tasted like sugar added to water leaf. Due to the high rate of hunger, I ate it. When it was time for refreshment, the guy left me. Very small quantity of rice was served with meat and a bottle of water. It was not easy eating the rice because it was too peperish. After 6 spoons of rice, i took a whole bottle of water and requested for extra when the waitress said, ”we have served all the table water and sachet water available“. That day, i concur that water has no enemy and pepper is the greatest enemy to our tounges. The meat on my food was as hard as eating raw lion meat. I chewed and chewed until it got to a point that I jejely dipped my hand in my mouth and removed the meat, looked sideways like a suspected criminal then dipped the meat inside my purse. It was just too hard for me that i cant even swallow it. My mum later told me that it was the bride's neighbours that cooked the food.

At last, take home gifts was distributed. Unfortunately, when it was just few feets to where i sat, i got to know that take home gifts had finished, Yes, e don Finish. After a couple of minutes, I picked up my bags, looked around and left my mum at the odd party.

Am not a gold digger but i don't pray for this kind of wedding. Its easy to say, "My love for him is greater than money" but as time goes on, I'll get frustrated and ask myself why you choose to marry him.

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I hope after all this epistle that you're married

Cc:
Tosyne2much, come and see an example of what u were talking about

my dear all na luck

Suigeneris93:
I hope after all this epistle that you're married

Cc:
Tosynetoomuch, come and see an example of what u were talking about

Seconded!

U copied and pasted the party into NL? Abi how d write up come long like this.

it's just a lesson

So what is the morals?

Suigeneris93:
I hope after all this epistle that you're married

Cc:
Tosyne2much, come and see an example of what u were talking about

It will soon get to your turn. Ooooh you think it's very easy to do a wedding ryt?

Pls invite me when it's time for your wedding madam.... and better contribute to it o. no be only ur hubby moni

Nice story

tosyne2much:
It will soon get to your turn. Ooooh you think it's very easy to do a wedding ryt?

Azzin, e taya me

Suigeneris93:




Azzin, e taya me

if the story is not fiction, I know the OP will certainly get to a stage when she will know that it's not easy

tosyne2much:
if the story is not fiction, I know OP will get certainly get to a stage when she will know that it's not easy

Yeah, I agree with you

to buy ordinary goat sef frm mkt no easy talkmore of marrying wife.....d most important tin b say d room don get wifey

And that was a fictional storey....