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How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by rocgirl: 2:36pm On Jan 24, 2016
And by wicked, I mean the ones that break hearts for a living.

White traditional attire
White caftan or agbada may or may not be accompanied with one or more of the following.
– Pam slippers.
– A bright coloured traditional cap preferably pink.
– A studded earing on one ear.
– A gold wristwatch from Konga.
– A hiphop faze cap. This is common among IJGBs.

Beards
Beards are usually of three types.
– Carved neatly in a thin line.
– Goatie.
– Heavily bearded aka Team Beard Gang. If he’s bald and wear studded earings, then he is way past redemption.

Hair
The average bad Yoruba boy is usually bald. No pun intended. Like they need breeze to continuously touch their brain so they can continuously come up with mischievous ideas on how to deceive single girls.
And if you meet a Yoruba boy with full hair but a touch of white or gold hair in one spot, RUN

Activities
This is what the bad Yoruba boys do for fun.
– Smoking shisha at restaurants.
–Drinking
–Hanging out at Quilox.
– Listening to their role model, Olamide.
– Laughing, gisting and taking group photos at events with his fellow Yoruba boys.
– Taking mirror selfies with singlet.
– Using one hand to control the steering while driving.


Father of many local government
Rumour has it two in every nine Yoruba boy aged 23 and above have at least 3 kids scattered in different local government in Lagos. One in Epe, one in Jibowu, one in Ojota etc

Costume.
Finally, it’s no coincidence if he has three or more of this items in his wardrobe.
– White caftan as mentioned above.
– Black caftan.
– Sweat pants
– Jersey
– Gold chain with the sign of the cross

Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-spot-wicked-yoruba-boys/

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:38pm On Jan 24, 2016
Mchew
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 24, 2016
I'm learnin' so much grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:43pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
I'm learnin' so much grin
lol yoruba guys dnt date African American girls to start with
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by missKiffy(f): 2:46pm On Jan 24, 2016
You girls just love Yoruba boys, say the truth and shame the devil undecided

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jan 24, 2016
OP you forgot to add "Starched" white agbada.
Now I'm stocking up with starch just to flaunt my Yorubaness. grin

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
lol yoruba guys dnt date African American girls to start with
shocked What's wrong with em,don't they know beauty when they see it or is it cause we won't take ya mess? wink
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:48pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked What's wrong with em don't they know beauty when they see it or is it cause we won't take ya mess? wink
African American girls aren't pretty! Stop deceivn yaself
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
missKiffy:

You we girls just love Yoruba boys, say the truth and shame the devil undecided
u are a girl too cheesy
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
African American girls aren't pretty! Stop deceivn yaself
shocked LIES lipsrsealed on a sunday too,oh Hector.Tsk Tsk.
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by rocgirl: 2:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked LIES lipsrsealed on a sunday to,oh Hector.Tsk Tsk.
Queen Valerie ya knw am Nad lyin huh. African girls more pretty dan African American girls.. deal wid it
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by fulfillbill(m): 2:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
The pic was taken by a Igbo man

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 2:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
Queen Valerie ya knw am Nad lyin huh. African girls more pretty dan African American girls.. deal wid it
shocked(You keep makin me make this emoji face) Are we not the same?
Cause I coulda sworn.....
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by cruzita(f): 2:55pm On Jan 24, 2016
undecided first of all,wetin person wan use Yoruba boys do
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 2:58pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked(You keep makin me make this emoji face) Are we not the same race?
Cause I coulda sworn.....
well, we Africans d real blacks. Maybe who knws, u may end up marryn so white guy. Ur race be mixed.
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by bigtt76(f): 3:02pm On Jan 24, 2016
You forgot to add the gold or 'cooper' necklace wearing one's grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jan 24, 2016
LWKMD on the bald part.
Can't believe someone asked over the phone if I was bald. grin
Like wtf!

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jan 24, 2016
The second to the last pics tho,is he a yoruba boy as well? undecided #teamyorubaigbohausa guys grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
well, we Africans d real blacks. Maybe who knws, u may end up marryn so white guy. Ur race be mixed.
shocked oh,Hector! cry Who has filled your head with these Lies?
Mixed? No.
Real Blacks? I coulda sworn....
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by octopusfreaky(f): 3:08pm On Jan 24, 2016
SO na Mercy Johnson head u dey use compare my sweet-balded yoruba guys..

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Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 3:14pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked oh,Hector! cry Who has filled your head with these Lies?
Mixed? No.
Real Blacks? I coulda sworn....
alright, but an African guy would prefer a real African chic, to an African American chic.
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by stevecantrell: 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
Noted.
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
alright, but an African guy would prefer a real African chic, to an African American chic.
You wanna bet? wink grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
You wanna bet? wink grin
Except maybe he wants a green card.
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
You wanna bet? wink grin
hel yes!!! Wats ur deal?
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 3:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
PushMusic:

Except maybe he wants a green card.
no dey fall ur hand na
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
no dey fall ur hand na
It's a fact na. grin
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 24, 2016
PushMusic:

Except maybe he wants a green card.
Nah.
There are lots of Africans (from the continent )here in Texas(were I live) I spot em by their accents.
So you see no green card needed. wink
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Cutehector(m): 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2016
PushMusic:

It's a fact na. grin
I have have green card as a matter of fact! So u think say six years of flirting online na joke? grin

A white chic flew down here to see me duh. cheesy
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cutehector:
hel yes!!! Wats ur deal?
I was bein' sassy mouthed!!
Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
QueenValerie:
Nah.
There are lots of Africans (from the continent )here in Texas(were I live) I spot em by their accents.
So you see no green card needed. wink
Africans yes.

But how do you spot a Yoruba man. I'd suggest you date one for the thrills.
Heart aches once in a while is good for the soul. wink

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