This Might Sound Funny But It Is True

it was a hot afternoon , i was about opening my window to allow ventilation when i noticed some strange movement near my garage and saw a group of five hefty men trying to break into my garage .
I Then Decided To Call The Police Who Asked Me Whether They Were Near The Main Building In Which I Responded No .The Reply I Got Was Nt To Worry ,i Was Asked To Lock My Doos As Soon As One Of Their Patrol Cars Was Available. About 30 Secs Later I Called Back And Told The Police Nt To Worry For I Have Kiled Them All. In Less Than 5 Minutes Three Patrol Vans And 2 Ambulance Arrived And Of Course The Police Caught The Thives In The Act . One Of The Officer Shouted At Me And Said "i Thought You Said U Kill Them Al" I Replied "i Thought U Said There Were No Patrol Vans Available"

Lol. Nice one. New system to get the police to a quick response