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I Hate Lagos by AVVS(m): 11:10pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
I came all the way from akure to lagos
today...with what I've seen already.. I
think I have the right to kill myself.. in
fact everybody in Lagos is a tout
including old women around here....
actually na one chance carry me reach
Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his
guy number say hin be supervisor for
one Lagos factory... I no know say
them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called
him, he said na 35k per month with
accommodation and they specialised
in slippers production (OK)..I was
happy I called all my guys and dashed
out all my properties say I don see
work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming
back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they
( GNLD) started giving me life is good
sh*t
I vex comot there,I do shakara, I
cursed them comot(I no know
anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos
life begin o
every good things wey una dey talk on
here about lag na lie ( una no go make
heaven)
including all lagos conductors ..dem
don dupe me no be small...I told one
I'm going to ojota bus stop...he
collected #50 carry me for two mins,
drop me say we don reach..( haba hin
no fit tell me the bus stop dey down
road) i drop to find church wey I go
crash....person wey dey sell food for
road side self harass me cos I greet
her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no
fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see
like three private jet flew over when
some people dey sleep on trees wey
dem call house... in short today
experience bad I no fit write all some
cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one
c&s church now dey plan how I'm
going to sleep there... and I dey fear
these people because the way them
dey look me since! hopefully
tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no
go back even if na gate man job |
Re: I Hate Lagos by lordprosh(m): 11:35pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
welcome to the land of opportunity... welcome to lasgidi.. pls make urself comfortable |
Re: I Hate Lagos by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Lagos Na rubbish place Na forget d hyping |
Re: I Hate Lagos by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Brozie, calm down, na Lagos u dey! As for d GNLD job.... I will say sorry for the stress As for the conductor... I will say na welcome to Lagos he do for u. Next time, u don't ask conductors for direction, ask any NURTW official. That is one of their best usefulnesses As for d hawker woman... I will say nxt time u should mind ur business. As for where u are passing night ryt now... I will say just be vigilant and trust nobody. As for ur will not to go back... I will say u made d right choice. Opportunities are coming ur way. Just be patient. Finally, WELCOME TO LAGOS. THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES. |
Re: I Hate Lagos by vicstar(m): 12:41am On Jan 26, 2016 |
dat guy above me him head dey dere Na only d weak dey run from challenges,bros just study d system den u blend in, I promise u, u go see opportunities, except say yha village witches follow u enter lagos, chai gbesere oo |
Re: I Hate Lagos by Nobody: 3:20am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Lol bro...... Welcome to Lasgidi. Just believe it is parts of your journey in life there are situations that's go beyond human being description. You never can tell why God make you to leave your village.I love your decision and that we make me to give you something.Once Again Welcome To Lasgidi. Rules 1: 1.Be bold 2.Mind your business 3.Don't follow anybody do strong head even if na rat Always remember where you are coming from Rules 2: Use pedestrian bridge especially in Island Watch always watch side Don't walk in the dark area alone No smesme!(No dulling) No friends no enemies Rules 3: Don't by from chest beater dem without checking well Always enter bus with change in your pocket Prepare your mind to always wake up as earlier as possible Prepare your mind for end time traffic And always look out for opportunity,don't be lazy. Lastly,don't be carried away...............Welcome to lagos,Eko akete,Ile ogban,Aromi sale-legbelegbe,Ilu owo,Ilu olokiki........Wari tie se o. |
Re: I Hate Lagos by AVVS(m): 7:09am On Jan 26, 2016 |
satundlog:thanks boss...planning to go to the Beach to try set-up barbecue and shawarma or prolly plantain&sauce spot... shey I fit try am before I waste my transport go there? |
Re: I Hate Lagos by Nobody: 9:15am On Jan 26, 2016 |
AVVS:Yes infact you are very close to success with that skill very lucrative here. Opportunity for such ideal open at 1.Beach 2.Fella Shrine 3.And all the biggest Club around the city Just look out for a space in all those three places and make your spot affordable and delicious. Holla me anytime...... |
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