Okay. This happened just yesterday.
My friend, Chinedu invited me to His Boss' birthday. And his boss happened to be an Alhaji.
But as a Shy guy, I was reluctant to go.
after much persuasion from my friend I decided to honor his invitation.
Early the next morning (the birthday ) my friend and I jet out in our Fly costumes to the Party. On reaching there, the first thing that caught my attention was a very pretty angelic Gorgeous Mind Blowing Hausa/Fulani girl. Her looks We're that of a an angel indeed. I could feel the fragrance of her Hair from my end, Her eyes were Large and white. Her Nose was pointed and charming, her lips were all inviting ..she was practically oozing money. obviously she was the daughter of one Rich Alhaji.
Shivers ran down my spine immediately My sight clashed with hers. We had fixed eye contact for about a minute. Oh my days. The feeling was out of this world I couldn't help but smile at her. And to my greatest surprise, she smiled back at me. (God bless my friend for inviting me to this Party, I thought to myself) the lady kept smiling at me while I kept smiling back. Although we never made our Display of affection obvious to the Crowd present.
Now I thought to myself, it's time to go woo this Lady and make her mine.
So I arranged my Collar and adjusted the bow tie I had on, I cracked my voice and made sure it was sexy enough.
Just as I stood up from my seat in view of going to meet the pretty young Alhaja and give her my best toast ever, I had this strange feeling and my instinct told me to confirm who she was from my friend.
Chidnedu! Chinedu! I called out to my friend who was devouring a big lap of chicken.
Who is that stunning lady over there? I asked. It seems like I'm in love with her oh, I added. And I wan go chyke her as I dey here so oh. I added again
Before I finished talking Chinedu Burst into laughter.
Dragging me to a corner he warned me sternly, saying; That's My Boss' NEW WIFE OH! Na my oga wife!, he said it again, this time in pigin. obviously so that I'll get the message clearly.
I was like WTF
That was how Chinedu brought down all my Hopes
And I left the party that moment in anger
Choi! That Alhaji ehn. .... only god go judge am

Honestly speaking. That Lady is the finest lady I've ever seen. And unfortunately, she's someone's property.
Would I still have proceeded to Toast her? Answers please

This story lacks moral lesson

Pineapp:
This story lacks moral lesson

This is a true life story oh. It happened just yesterday
The girl was really pretty.






But she was married

Nt interested boy

stevealibi:
Nt interested boy

Pineapp:
This story lacks moral lesson

Smellymouth:

This story is devoid of meaning.

And that's something to be proud of, like you possess a rare unique talent?
You, my friend, are morally depraved.

Drefan:
And that's something to be proud of, like you possess a rare unique talent?

You, my friend, are morally depraved.

I never knew she was married na.....

charix:
This story is devoid of meaning.

Tell me something

ShyNeptune:

This is a true life story oh. It happened just yesterday
The girl was really pretty.






But she was married

ShyNeptune:

I never knew she was married na.....

Be thankful that baba didn't catch you in the act. You would have been a nun by now.

Instead of this boy to Face his Jamb Squarely, he's Laying on his Bed Making up and Formulating Stories to Eat up Data

Drefan:

Be thankful that baba didn't catch you in the act. You would have been a nun by now.

all thanks to chinedu for sounding warnings to my eardrums

Ragner:
Instead of this boy to Face his Jamb Squarely, he's Laying on his Bed Making up and Formulating Stories to Eat up Data

am I the first person to write Jamb

D good thing is that, u almost toast her out of ignorance of the fact that she is married. If u had done Dat maybe ur friend would have been jobless hence tomorrow

ShyNeptune:

all thanks to chinedu for sounding warnings to my eardrums

I swear, wetin oga for use your eye see eh, mouth no fit talk am.

Coupled with the fact that he's a muslim, and muslims are dangerously aggressive folks.

I think I may be right if I opine that the type of lace that would be suitable for your burial ceremony would be on-going by now.

Common sense is not actually common