1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear
cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for
them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut
would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without
saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her
wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing
from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head
only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private
parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having
Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf
climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in
your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but
allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though
there is constant friction between them, they will still
love and live together.

Which is your favourite?

Plantain dat refused to ripen cos it would be fried,will be roasted as boli
-alex usifor-

Na from "give me your cap, give me your cap" pikin dey take touch him papa bald head.

It takes a courageous woman to fry riped plantains without tasting any.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
Na dis one wey sweet me pass

Where is lala sef?

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though
there is constant friction between them, they will still
love and live together.
Kai, this one make sense die.

Take good care of your towel because the part that cleans your buttocks today may clean your face tomorrow.

Dear Lala,
please push this to front page for more attentions.