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LASSA WAHALA !!! (pics) by TUALE40(m): 4:16pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Dem say LASSA Fever don dey GARRI after I buy half bag for house...I come say make I test am if na true. I soak Garri put milk inside come give my Dog Diara, make him first test am. 45mins later, Diara still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im i drink my own. After i don drink am finish, my Gateman run come tell me say Diara don die, heeeeyyyy! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola with 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat like say oven na my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im my Gateman come dey tell me say the Driver wey kill Diara wan come beg me! If Na You Wetin You Go Do The Gateman? 2 Shares
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Re: LASSA WAHALA !!! (pics) by PASCALSILVA(m): 5:28pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
NA TO SACK AM REMAIN 1 Like |
Re: LASSA WAHALA !!! (pics) by flokii: 8:39pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
I go use d dog chain.. chain am put insyd cage d driver wey kill d dog sef go beg for am.. I won't listen 1 Like |
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