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Names Of Different Types Of Salary by ReabridCharles(m): 9:21pm On Jan 29, 2016
Pick the category your salary falls into

1. Onion salary - you grab it, you open it and you cry.

2. Storm salary - you don't know when it comes or when it goes

3. Menstrual salary - comes once in a month and only last four days

4. Magic salary - touch it and it disappears

5. Amnesia salary - you always don't remember what you spent it on

6. Time traveling salary - you spend it paying off various debts

7. Evil salary - you collect it and your phone gets stolen, your mother falls sick and your girlfriend suddenly becomes pregnant.

8. Feel free to add yours

Mine is Evil salary
Re: Names Of Different Types Of Salary by fbtowner(m): 9:56pm On Jan 29, 2016
Lol. Op what about.

Bomb salary. U collect it and everything turns around
Re: Names Of Different Types Of Salary by Nobody: 5:52am On Jan 30, 2016
BUHARI'S SALARY.

U earn it, yet u are afraid of spending it because u don't know what becomes of ur fate tomorrow, regarding ur place of work.
Re: Names Of Different Types Of Salary by Wizzykinging(m): 9:57am On Jan 30, 2016
Number 7 got me cracked up

Happens all the time tho angry angry

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