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How It Actually Works In My Church by aalangel(f): 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2016
Yes. This how it works in my church, Christ Embassy.
It can only be God.

Re: How It Actually Works In My Church by playtheblues(f): 12:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
Do you still have a First Lady over there?

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Re: How It Actually Works In My Church by Cutehector(m): 12:31pm On Jan 30, 2016
What does it profit a man if he gains all these and loses his soul?

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Re: How It Actually Works In My Church by plaetton: 12:47pm On Jan 30, 2016
aalangel:
Yes. This how it works in my church, Christ Embassy.

It can only be God.

Yes indeed.

Spiritual redemption by self accumulations.

Even Jesus couldn't have dreamt it better.
Re: How It Actually Works In My Church by HardMirror(m): 3:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!
*coughs* coughs* cough*
*red watery eyes*
Chineke!!!!
Christians and obsession with "worldly" things.
Funny thing is many of them would die only able to afford used cars despite all the prayers and tithes.
Seriously the church is a joke. Their thinking is not different from that of a Yahoo-boy. They serve god cos of money, they long for money. They are so poverty stricken all they think of is money. I remembered a time I was in church and the pastor said very soon he would by a private jet and everyone that keys to his vision will also own private jets soon. I almost laughed out loud in church. You need to see how people jumped up shouting "AMEEEEEN!!!" Hehehehehe
Is it from their salary that they would by private jet?
Lol
Christians want what they don't work for or know anything about.

This is why religion section is one of my favorites. I am always entertained here

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