Jacksparr0w1207:
yes na. Almost a week or more now

It expires tomorrow sha

misspicy:
okay,my apologies
#Truce?

prettythicksme:
I'm getting better boo,no more headach just d cough only.

danbrowndmf:
lols. Who u abuse na?

Jacksparr0w1207:
I no abuse o. Na you cause my ban. Na that pic wey you say make I put for dp make dem ban me o. They even took it down from my dp

danbrowndmf:
yeah. Truce. Bawo ni?

misspicy:
fine you?

playtheblues:
Naija kids are now good at sex and sex topics only?


Y'all better look for ways of being productive like the Chinese, Vietnam, Japanese, Turkish etc.

danbrowndmf:
no shurch today ni?

Jacksparr0w1207:
my prayer working well on you

You'll be perfectly ok

misspicy:

closed

sure you did not go devil's child

Jacksparr0w1207:
your punishment is that you'll not get the chance to mate with me

Jacksparr0w1207:
yes! You will not get the chance. That's your punishment

danbrowndmf:
tah. U dinor go anywhere.

Our pastor travel with our church key so dem say no church today make we come back next week.

HateU2:
see ur life

Smartguy001:
The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

Let's tell our own story the rite way

Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der

Smartguy001:
The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

Let's tell our own story the rite way

Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der

danbrowndmf:
tah. U dinor go anywhere.

Our pastor travel with our church key so dem say no church today make we come back next week.

danbrowndmf:
lmao.sorry bro.
Na yeye dy worry them. Pple dy put d one's wey bad pass that one sef...mtcheew

HateU2:
Go and sleep. You sound tired

HateU2:
hehehehhehe. I don enter one chance 2day but I will prefer u keep ur 'small D' to urself

samchem:

wat are u doing here?

misspicy:
I go jor

all liars shall go to ....
complete it

Jacksparr0w1207:

danbrowndmf:
shall go to illorin.

misspicy:
shall go to portharcourt
Iwo yi ooloro gbo

misspicy:
shall go to portharcourt
Iwo yi ooloro gbo

playtheblues:
Naija kids are now good at sex and sex topics only?


Y'all better look for ways of being productive like the Chinese, Vietnam, Japanese, Turkish etc.

HateU2:
dat mosquito hand of urs abi
No be my yansh. Ur hand go break self

Angelou:
and how productive have u been this year Mr blackshadow? 'cos i bet if hadn't been un-innovative,idle, and unemployed, you would not be on nairaland wasting ur precious time. You would have been at your workshop inventing gadgets just like the chinese do RIGHT?