I tink I will just serve the food and eat it in ur face instead.

Even if I chop the juju, em go turn to vitamin in ma body.

Scary reply.
Seriously, a female friend from UNIPORT in Nigeria always carried the food she made for her boyfriend into her bedroom before taking it to him whenever he did not visit.
She did not take the one she served me into her bedroom.
It was scary, because she could spice it with her vaginal juice.

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

gebest:
Men how will u feel when ur girl came to ur house nd u kn she needs 10,000 naira and u gave her 20,000 naira instead and she did not say thank u, NOW TELL ME HOW U WILL FEEL, u dont expect a girl to waste her energy preparing d best for u, den at d end u say u are nt going to eat. O boy if na me na thesame trouser we go enter dat day.

Hi like if u think he is under a spell from a gal

New day new blessing. Don't let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU

sexylogan:
Some girls can't even boil ordinary egg without burning it

Person fit burn Egg ni

vizkiz:


I think you need a dentist to work on your eyes or better still a Barber

My guy, u go do 'like' rituals? well, people buy transh more sha! Ask Lil Kesh!

I wouldn't give a fvck! It means I don't have to waste my time in the kitchen!

Please close this epic thread

Vongsama:


When u r nt sure of which word to use, jst use epic. Its universal n can fit into any sentence and no matter the intention. Eg. Epic egg. This may mean fried egg, boiled egg, raw egg, bad egg etc.

Now if u understand, that means u r an epic learner.
(Whatever dat means)

Looks like someone took d liberty of attending night class just to mention me, sir, I was just being sacastic. Thanks for stressing ur brain tho

RVBC:


You can ask naira land, but you can't ask google! Why did sense depart frm thy?

Twas just a sarcastic comment dumbo!

talk2yommex2000:



"Epic" as used in this context is an INTERNET SLANG, which means Extremely Awesome.

Google can also be of help. Happy Sunday

Now this is even hardder, what is google pls

Na them sabi s

itokam:



Twas just a sarcastic comment dumbo!

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What is dumbo pls

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Dumbo means pastor

Some ladies cant cook indomie without burning everything...
A lady once put sugar into bitter leaf soup...

sexylogan:
Some girls can't even boil ordinary egg without burning it

If your husband start poking the mad,you will go crazy.. abi if you man start eating mama put u go still vex.. okay naw

MrsChima:
I wouldn't give a fvck! It means I don't have to waste my time in the kitchen!

itokam:



Dumbo means pastor

Okaaaaaay...! Thanks, may you be a dumbo sum day.

anigold:
If your husband start poking the mad,you will go crazy.. abi if you man start eating mama put u go still vex.. okay naw

I wouldn't care where he is eating if he has an issue with my cooking.

itokam:


Looks like someone took d liberty of attending night class just to mention me, sir, I was just being sacastic. Thanks for stressing ur brain tho

And u don't see sarcasm in mine? Well, am nt surprised

itokam:



Now this is even hardder, what is google pls

OK

RVBC:


Okaaaaaay...! Thanks, may you be a dumbo sum day.

Huh What I dumbo sir?

RVBC:


Okaaaaaay...! Thanks, may you be a dumbo sum day.

Huh What Is dumbo sir?

itokam:


Huh What Is dumbo sir?

It means pastor!

egbonnla:
As long as I love her, I will not mind eating her juju everyday.

Long-thing ...

Atmmachine:
Fear women

....

Waka Pass