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The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 1:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
I JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL THE POLYTECHNIC
IBADAN...

*U ask your friends..how far with reading, They
say they haven't started... only to get to the
LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent
seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my
handout is not compulsory" but class Rep... let
me have the list of those that have bought.
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling
yourself. If it was to be Federal University
Level... I would have been a 3.20 graduate by
now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard to find...try looking for your HOD when
you
need his signature on a form.
* In The Polytechnic, Ibadan you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your hostel you
have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber
(even a drug dealer).
* PolyIbadan guys can configure free browsing
on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that all seats have been occupied by bags
& books abi dem de leave am for sch go back
house?.
*U have already prepared food but to eat nah
wahala because U're already late for lectures.
* Lecturer be like only 10 students inclass
today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....
turns to the board to write. Before he turns
back------- class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one results and you
give your life to Christ without preaching... Just
like that! Nah Ur GP be ur pastor??..
* U will always hear those selling provisions
saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet
pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene
and sweet bitter leaf.
* Come night class during exam u go see
different levels of reading. scanning, skimming,
jaking and lots more.
* During exams u will know those who are
naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
at all. Everyone become born again by force.
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
that super human ability to answer 3hrs
question in 50seconds..
3 good gbosa for The Polytechnic Ibadan.. I'm
proud to be here mehnnnn!
# ProudlyPolyte #CivilEngineering

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 1:51pm On Jan 31, 2016
Repping the number one department in The Polytechnic Ibadan


#CIVIL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT



lalasticlala seun Mynd44
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by moscobabs(m): 2:07pm On Jan 31, 2016
hadedayor10:
Repping the number one department in The Polytechnic Ibadan


#CIVIL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT

hunnm!! I graduated in 2006

my dept was the best then. Department of Accountancy .

op. hope apete still dey hot like before?

Ramat hall, Olori hall and unity hall nko ?


what about our engineering brothers at the south campus?

is kegite club back it was cancelled in 2005 by then Rector .kegite club started in poly Ibadan infact polyibadan suppose to be headquarter of kegite in the world


great polytes ....The only polytechnic identify with article "The" and the most beautiful polytechnic in Nigeria

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
moscobabs:


hunnm!! I graduated in 2006

my dept was the best then. Department of Accountancy .

op. hope apete still dey hot like before?

Ramat hall, Olori hall and unity hall nko ?


what about our engineering brothers at the south campus?

is kegite club back it was cancelled in 2005 by then Rector .kegite club started in poly Ibadan infact polyibadan suppose to be headquarter of kegite in the world


great polytes ....The only polytechnic identify with article "The" and the most beautiful polytechnic in Nigeria
wow!!! I can sense you have lot of fun during your days in polyibadan

Apete still hotting like fire
The olori babes still dey on top of their game
Rahmat lady self no dey carry last

South campus still ruling the campus cos in South campus we are one [One Voice]
Engineering students making the campus proud since her creation

One love to uuuu bro........
Repping Civil Engineering #Finalist
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by Joshkid(m): 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
So so true!!! grin grin grin..... Rep Computer Engineering

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by moscobabs(m): 3:40pm On Jan 31, 2016
hadedayor10:

wow!!! I can sense you have lot of fun during your days in polyibadan

Apete still hotting like fire
The olori babes still dey on top of their game
Rahmat lady self no dey carry last

South campus still ruling the campus cos in South campus we are one [One Voice]
Engineering students making the campus proud since her creation

One love to uuuu bro........
Repping Civil Engineering #Finalist
there one underground in that south campus which u may not know guy. they called it cafeteria .is a lecture room but they stop using it in 2004 that's where den dey slaughter and discipline omo alaigboran then. ever heard about 2002/2003 war in poly Ibadan? I salute Engineering students sa.

bro face your study and stay away from cultism o. my one naira advice

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 4:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
moscobabs:

there one underground in that south campus which u may not know guy. they called it cafeteria .is a lecture room but they stop using it in 2004 that's where den dey slaughter and discipline omo alaigboran then. ever heard about 2002/2003 war in poly Ibadan? I salute Engineering students sa.

bro face your study and stay away from cultism o. my one naira advice
You know so much about The polytechnic Ibadan bro....
I don't know much cos I had my ND programe in The polytechnic Ibadan eruwa campus in 2011....jes back here at main campus 4 my HND prpgramme

Thanks for your candid advice bro!
long live The polytechnic Ibadan
long live the south campus
long live the North campus
Great Ise logun ise!
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 4:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
Joshkid:
So so true!!! grin grin grin..... Rep Computer Engineering
I sight uuuu fellow engineer!
Southerner! Southerner!! Southerner!!
Awoo...
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by Joshkid(m): 6:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
hadedayor10:

I sight uuuu fellow engineer!
Southerner! Southerner!! Southerner!!
Awoo...
Awoooooooooh!!! cheesy

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by Pappyto: 1:35am On Feb 01, 2016
tongue I rep LAW!! grin


Shebi




Ehn.... @ The poly Ibadan
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 10:22am On Feb 01, 2016
Pappyto:
tongue I rep LAW!! grin


Shebi




Ehn.... @ The poly Ibadan
hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law grin
Pappyto:
tongue I rep LAW!! grin


Shebi




Ehn.... @ The poly Ibadan
hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law
I laugh in French


We only have mass com here
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by Pappyto: 10:25am On Feb 01, 2016
hadedayor10:

hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law grin
hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law
I laugh in French


We only have mass com here
. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine cheesy
hadedayor10:

hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law grin
hahahahaaaaaa!
The department of law
I laugh in French


We only have mass com here
. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine

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Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by hadedayor10(m): 10:32am On Feb 01, 2016
Pappyto:
. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine cheesy. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine
Joker undecided
Pappyto:
. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine cheesy. No, I forgot...... I studied medicine
Joker
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by cyberwaver(m): 11:08am On Aug 09, 2016
Long live poly IB latest gist popping from PolyIB? get them fresh @ polyib247.com ;DLong live poly IB latest gist popping from PolyIB? get them fresh @ polyib247.com
Re: The Life Of Students In The Polytechnic Ibadan by marvin902(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2017
cyberwaver:
Long live poly IB
latest gist popping from PolyIB?
get them fresh @ polyib247.com ;DLong live poly IB
latest gist popping from PolyIB?
get them fresh @ polyib247.com


hey any idea for comp sci fees for part time

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