u saw dem, so tell me

Why shud i be peepin on them?

its wat u r known for

Everyone knws am nt into those sh!ts

Na which kain lie be this

Who dey lie?

You.

Says the gardener

who happens to be ur uncle

gud morning to u all joly fifu  

miss gardener

guud moaning. . . guud citizenry of neivaland!

Na u go be citizen of neivaland. otondo

lmao! with hin eyes froggie froggie

hehehe. . the poor guy don regret ever greeting

i no send am message

the pipple i greeted ave answered in the spirit. . .

don't need ur insect-infested mouths to respond!!

@clum
who dey go mesg for u b4?

I think say you dey work with Fedex Apapa

yes u're right

U mean the shoemaker man?

@ben
if u wanna c me, like u did d lastyme. . .come dwn. . .creek rd, apapa
when ur there, let me know. . .

@clum
u want make i customize ur face for u abi

Make Ben come down to your place? Why u no fit go see am for hin place?

no mind the gold digger + 419 + EFCC altogether

Daarsat

I thought as much

wetin

@ben
u don forget say na dollar sign i tattoo for my eyeballs. . .so no blame me o, na d ONLY fin i sabi b dat

@sudoku
werin be ur ish for me n ben marrer na?? abeg ben shift ur head make i flash sudoku head wit bottle

*picks a chilled gulder, drinks half d content to get enuf liver. . .slams d bottle on studio'z head&watches him pass-out*

@sylve
do u ALWAYS have to wake-up a confused person every day ??

Abbey_city:

yes u're right

meaning?

virus man

meaning you either work wiff Fedex or steal fedex' money

none of d above