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Funny Things About Your School by JustOzito(f): 7:43pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
good evening peeps, let's have fun even with the stress that comes with being an undergraduate in a Nigeria university. Make a list of funny things about your institution. l'l start. I rep Rivers State university of Science and Technology (RSUST). 1. You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat. 2. Lecturers be telling you "buying my textbook is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy. 3. You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself, if it was to be Uniport... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now. 4. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form. 5. In UST you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer). 6. You're walking with a beautiful lady along hostel F&G and before you know it...she has hugged like 15 guys. 7. UST guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol). 8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books. U begin to imagine how the books & bags came about (with your mouth, wide open). Lol 9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol 10. You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that! 11. You've got automatic tickets to those babes when you have a car. I lie? 12. It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. |
Re: Funny Things About Your School by cokacoola(m): 7:47pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Things About Your School by AkProsper(m): 8:10pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
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