herboshedhe:

Ok


Check out my signature please

Decker:


I am still wondering why this comment doesn't have more likes. Witty AF and sadly true.

princemi:


haha it's even better off if the ring tone doesn't sound like the Chinese anthem...once i saw a dude feeling fly with a shirt written "Lalph Rauren" i couldn't stop laughing

measideyhere:
u almost seem to know a whole lot for a lady...thumbs up.

Doxie69:
Funny enough I always wear bathroom slippers to step out any where, it is nothing new to me, black and blue bathroom slippers are my favorite , the world hasn't ended either. I dress up the way that makes me feel free and light not the way the society wants me to.

YourMain:


Lol ugh it's so stupid like who do they think they're fooling. Nonsense.

tosyne2much:
You have spoken well bro

princemi:


the chicks...we go through hell just for you and others out there

cyril700:
So how do u do when u see d dirty boxer, do u still give in or change ur mind on it?

Naff24:
Kikikikikikikikikikiki.....dis nigga yaf kill me for here ooo

doveda:


I am a lady

daretodiffer

And how do you know you are a lady ? Kindly tell me 5 salient features that shows you are a lady

tosyne2much:
Would you suggest an enlargement?

YourMain:


It's actually a lot easier than you men think to please a woman

princemi:


once i saw a dude feeling fly with a shirt written "Lalph Rauren" i couldn't stop laughing

fF01:
hahaha, nd for d guy mind na en own original pass!

princemi:


Really? cos the first and last time i tried she was all smiles the first few days after which she started acting strange....i remember mentioning in that post...

Rollar:
Hmmm, I'm not really a fan of threads that degrade masculine pride. Besides most of the points listed are basically characteristic traits of immature/irresponsible guys. The things that really turn girls off can be broadly categorized into behavioral traits, mentality and hygiene.

Behavioral traits include repulsive attitudes like thinking its cool to:
✔ Be crude when approaching women.
✔ Be vulgar whenever you have a disagreement with them.
✔ Be overly possessive/clingy or being a user.
✔ Badger ladies when they turn you down or aggressively coercing/bullying/stalking them.
✔ Call girls 20 times a day to ask if she's eaten and what she ate, or begging/groveling for her to give you a chance......to use her and dump her, I'm sure.

Offensive mentality includes thinking that:
✔ All you have to do to make a girl spread her legs wide, is throw some cash in her face.
✔ You're so cool, you're doing any girl who's lucky enough to date you a favor. Talk about charity.
✔ Any girl you approach is bound by oath to sleep with you and possibly romance you on the spot.
✔ Its cool to use as many girls as possible, employing whatever deceit/promises is necessary to get into their pants and dump them as soon as possible.

Well a lot has already been said about hygiene, but here's some more:
✔ Unsightly pubic hair. For some reason, some guys think its gay to shave. I can just imagine lice and bedbugs going on pilgrimage to your hooha.
✔ Dirty clothes, undergarments, rooms/apartments, unflushed/dirty toilets and dirty dishes lined with putrid leftovers with worms oozing out of them.
✔ Cuming after having sex/masturbating and wearing the same boxers for the rest of the day.......words fail

As I said there's a lot more, this is just a guide. If you've gotta open our nyash, at least do it right

blublahd:


Talk about your signature tho.

tosyne2much:
Since the Op has started the aluta, let's go there.... ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!

9. Wearing one Boxers for a Week

Whether you believe it or not, some dudes normally wear one boxers for a couple of weeks after which they will wash it with hypo and starch it the moment they know that they want to get laid. I also wear my own boxers for at least three weeks before washing it. Though my gf often complain of the stench always emanating from my boxers but do I have a choice?


10. Small Joystick/ One Minute Loving-Making

Ladies have no atom of respect for dudes who always boast of their bedmatics skills, only to climax after just three thrusts. I have been humiliated and discriminated several times by the reason of my small joystick. Research and findings have shown that ladies passionately detest guys with small joystick

mordtonia:



I don't want to know the story of his life, I just don't want to see it because I lose respect for 'em.

Rollar:
Hmmm, I'm not really a fan of threads that degrade masculine pride. Besides most of the points listed are basically characteristic traits of immature/irresponsible guys. The things that really turn girls off can be broadly categorized into behavioral traits, mentality and hygiene.

Behavioral traits include repulsive attitudes like thinking its cool to:
✔ Be crude when approaching women.
✔ Be vulgar whenever you have a disagreement with them.
✔ Be overly possessive/clingy or being a user.
✔ Badger ladies when they turn you down or aggressively coercing/bullying/stalking them.
✔ Call girls 20 times a day to ask if she's eaten and what she ate, or begging/groveling for her to give you a chance......to use her and dump her, I'm sure.

Offensive mentality includes thinking that:
✔ All you have to do to make a girl spread her legs wide, is throw some cash in her face.
✔ You're so cool, you're doing any girl who's lucky enough to date you a favor. Talk about charity.
✔ Any girl you approach is bound by oath to sleep with you and possibly romance you on the spot.
✔ Its cool to use as many girls as possible, employing whatever deceit/promises is necessary to get into their pants and dump them as soon as possible.

Well a lot has already been said about hygiene, but here's some more:
✔ Unsightly pubic hair. For some reason, some guys think its gay to shave. I can just imagine lice and bedbugs going on pilgrimage to your hooha.
✔ Dirty clothes, undergarments, rooms/apartments, unflushed/dirty toilets and dirty dishes lined with putrid leftovers with worms oozing out of them.
✔ Cuming after having sex/masturbating and wearing the same boxers for the rest of the day.......words fail

As I said there's a lot more, this is just a guide. If you've gotta open our nyash, at least do it right

This exposition is too much.

YourMain:

Thank you.

DeeTus:
Yes. You made a lot more sense here. Some girls on Nairaland pretend a lot and this is a huge problem.

naijaboiy:

This exposition is too much.

naijaboiy:
Wristbangle you have to open a counter thread o!

This girls don talk too much for here,we have to revenge.

No jokes!