DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called ATiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money for London, US etc and you come gat cancer, na Deizani you be.

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Orji Kalu

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki

16. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, dat one is called Buhari

so if i may ask. what type of chopper would you be?