Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought… Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember hopefully. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my very beautiful and bootylicious secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.?"

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had our food served and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day… We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?". She said, "Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." I nervously replied: "OK dear"

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there... On the couch.... Stark Naked.... Holding my erect Manhood!

speechless!!!

hahahahaha....... your end

Warri people will say "your own don finish" .hehehe