An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside: ''GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k''
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn100k & goes to the clinic...
LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste.
IJEBU MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
LAWYER: Ugh..this is kerosene.
IJEBU MAN: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.Give me 20k. The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
LAWYER: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything
Ijebu MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22and put 3 drops in his mouth"LAWYER (annoyed): This is kerosene. You gave this tome last time for restoring my taste.
Ijebu MAN: Congrats. You got your memory back.Give me 20k. The fuming lawyer pays him, and thencomes back a week later determined to get back100k.
LAWYER: My eyesight has become very weak.
Ijebu MAN: Well, I don't have any medicine for that,so take this 100k.
LAWYER (staring at the cash): But this is 20k, not100k.
Ijebu MAN: Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k.
You can't beat an Ijebu man .
Don't laugh alone...Lmao
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