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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 8:48pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
masinga07: Creativity at its peak! I looooove it 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by chimaobinelson(m): 8:48pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
oh, u have been a leicester city fan all this while,i knew it from the way u where laughin ystday, as a mancity fan i.t is o...ver!! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by esshman(m): 8:58pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Ways of breaking up with
your lover before February 14
_________
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
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6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!
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7.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother
a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your,
bags. its over! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by danidee10(m): 8:58pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
njiasi30: For spelling brighten wrong it's overr!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by danidee10(m): 9:01pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
jornie: Bro I swear u dey crazee ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by masinga07(m): 9:02pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
ADENIKETINA2015:LOL. Tanx dear 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Misselocon(f): 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Lools....Enof excuses for the cheap ones |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Trendishine: 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
babe, ar u the one in that picss?...lol vickylala239: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Adesiji77: 9:17pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Crazy excuses ![]() ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by creamyanne: 9:20pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
I saw this one somewhere, lemme share.... I call you Darling, and you called me honey. Indirectly you are calling my mother a bee. No respect for in-laws, pack your bags. ITS OVER. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by oluwatosin67: 9:47pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
All I wish is that pastor should announce 3 days fasting frm Friday to sunday..then after service,, we go out for 2 by 2 evangelism,..then house fellowship by 5pm.. So tayad..So spent for the Lord |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Brownzola(m): 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
me: so u don't trust me with ur life? she: how do u mean? me: you put on seat bet in my car. its over. me:its over between us. she:why? what happened? me: the instruction on the noddle pack is cook within 10min but u cooked for 15mins. its over. I no do again. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by joxxy01(m): 10:02pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
hey! What are u doin in the toilet? IT OVER |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Krayzeejhay(m): 10:27pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
You don't know my waist size,upon the night we spend together!..ya FIRED!...its OVER! |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by andrewutibe: 10:27pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
I can't jux stop laughing. Fry 1 egg n u fried two is ova |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Duru009(m): 10:29pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
I said u shld wear g-string n u are wearing bongu pant for me? Its over...... |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by inri: 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
[quote author=LadyVerah post=42592463]SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like 1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER 2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER 3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER 4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr 5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER 6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER 7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER 8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER 9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER 10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER 11.why are you reading this post, 12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER Why didn't u laf at my jokes. Its over |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by njiasi30(f): 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
danidee10:Thanks dear,na u make me laugh tire so tey i know check weda d spelling dey correct. 4 correcting me, it's over!!!! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by njiasi30(f): 11:43pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by johnny89(m): 1:25am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Yeah!!! Over by force E383: |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by johnny89(m): 1:29am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Lmfao Lero15: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by johnny89(m): 1:30am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Lero15: ![]() Lero15: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 1:31am On Feb 08, 2016 |
LadyVerah: Baby I'm having chest pain today ![]() ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by yeyedeysmell(f): 7:24am On Feb 08, 2016 |
;DI can't date someone that's older than me..ITS OVER |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by yeyedeysmell(f): 7:25am On Feb 08, 2016 |
I can't date someone that's older than me..ITS OVER ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by omolevi: 7:26am On Feb 08, 2016 |
I'll make sure I behave myself dis tym ooh, I can't afford to miss d val package from my boo |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by akuracy(m): 7:48am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Girl : Hello baby Boy : What's up? Girl : Baby, I just want to tell you that you are so sweet. In fact you are sweeter than sugar and honey. Boy : I am so sweet ? Are you trying to tell me that I am diabetics ? ITS OVER BETWEEN US IN THIS WORLD AND IN HEAVEN |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by elektois: 7:48am On Feb 08, 2016 |
yaqq:So hilarious |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by akuracy(m): 7:49am On Feb 08, 2016 |
yeyedeysmell:Don't worry, we are age mates. |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by jokystar(m): 8:08am On Feb 08, 2016 |
boo..bae on 14th we gonna hav alot of s*x nd dnt worry abt money..i will give u plenty.. bae..what do u take me 4 (prostitute?)..inFact ...ITS OVER... NLDERS GIRLS CAN AS WELL END D RLSHIP..WHO AGREES WITH ME? |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by leewin(m): 8:12am On Feb 08, 2016 |
amicable09:grand style....I don't like grand style its always emotional for 1 side of d party, besides I always spend hours compiling those jokes, so d least u could was laugh to encourage me this is another one of those tales that usually doesn't hv any meaning.....bt I know ull enjoy it if its 1 week u say.....ok let's see how it goes 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by ofuregbe(f): 8:19am On Feb 08, 2016 |
boy: why did u put salt in my food when u know that am an albino, it's over |
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