Kling Klingelingeling!

Attan - tion Attan - tion!!!

Now the Management of Nairaland wants to look for New Moderators to fill in the whatevo sec - tion which is da EMPTY! So if you are interested, please fill in the following:-

Your real Name:

Nairaland ID Name:

Your Age:

Are you Male, Female Bisexual or Gay/Lesbien:

Your Hobby:

Your Job:

Requirements to be a MODERATOR:

1) U must look handsome / pretty because Seun and the rest of the MOD's do not want to work with fugly people! To prove your beauty, please attach a photo in this thread!
2) You must know to write and spell proper pidgin english and english
3) Your momma must be a hot blooded mammal
4) U must be human
5) You must know who is Gabry cause if you dont u are not qualified!

Start applying now!!!

Since Im interested and I think am pweety, than I should apply! 

Your real Name: Gabry Shannon

Nairaland ID Name: Gabry

Your Age: 26

Are you Male, Female Bisexual or Gay/Lesbien: Pure Female

Your Hobby: Ehmm Ehmm Ehmmm 

Your Job: Ehmm Ehmm EHmmm 


1) U must look handsome / pretty because Seun and the rest of the MOD's do not want to work with fugly people! To prove your beauty, please attach a photo in this thread!    See ma luvly pic below!
2) You must know to write and spell proper pidgin english and english
One upon ee time, I go marry Phemour but I find out his koko be too small for ma liking so I divorce him and give Lysaa, Tyty and Teissy to him. Seem to moi they 3 no likey him as well. Too bad right! Anyway, I will collect hummer give him soon to do platik surgeri make him gain weight!
3) Your momma must be a hot blooded mammal My momma blood be 100 degree celcius. No wahala!
4) U must be human U see ma pic below u know I be human now! 
5) You must know who is Gabry cause if you dont u are not qualified! DUH!!! Thats me!!!!

monkey.
well, as d admin of the whatevo section, i'll pity u and make u assistant moderator.

the search 4 moderator is still on tho. whoever is interested in having monkeygabry as personal assistant shld apply.

what can be done to be one, any requirement i want to apply

chaps09:

what can be done to be one, any requirement i want to apply

I thought she just list the requirement up there

na real wah

Why are u guys yarning about? If u are interested, Abeg! Just fill in the form and submit picture. Is it that difficult?!?

Oyinda, Una no well oo. Am human! Hia's anotha picture of moi if you no believe

who be this? romade fine o

@gabry,
na this one worse pass lightbulb abeg u dissapoint me.
u have henceforth been demoted. ur no longer an assistant to the moderator but u are now just a regular poster.
becareful or i might demote u even further

another monkey??

Na waa! See this Oyinda sef. Seun told me not to mind u cause ua re the toilet janitor of Nairaland.

Therefore am applying for the post of Assistant Admin instead.  

she don dey spend overtime for craze sef

who dare citisize my Gab

teissys:

Lol. Dis Gabry don become full-time kraze

tytylayor:

she don dey spend overtime for craze sef

romade:

awww poor crazilized gabry

You ladies and transexual are just plain jelous now

Phemour:

who dare citisize my Gab

Thank you darling


Lomade, u sure that be u? That no be human jor. I think u need to apply for security guard of nairaland so that u can scare all the thief and militants away with your uhmmmm. . . ehmmm. . . . handsome / beautiful face

*4rm yaba left* Kraze confirmed!

Back again:

*4rm yaba left* Kraze confirmed!

Who

Very interesting topic

See how people deceive theirselves for hia

sylve my boi

Back again, wetin hapund to you??

Na wah o, wetin person no go see

thank you

@joke

im less concern whose the pix is.

just call me don faszy.