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Did The Priest Lied? by Nobody: 4:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Did the priest lie??
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland
asked the Priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a
favor?" Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you? Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me........... Under your robe perhaps?" Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you I will not lie." Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. " The official thought this answer strange. Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date,unused." Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead Father." Next! Did the priest lie? |
Re: Did The Priest Lied? by abuaoyen(f): 10:00pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Wow.... Luv how he technically answered the question. By the way he didn't lie 1 Like |
Re: Did The Priest Lied? by illicit(m): 12:33am On Feb 08, 2016 |
he didnt, he was just being ambiguous 1 Like |
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