geolan:

since she is the first lady im hitting on here then i wouldn't mind

Best of Luck.

coyy:
fear ke.. lol.

I'm real bro.

just got a fone yesterday.. expect MA msg anytime soon.

alright then! Fingers and toes crossed

Good morning guys. Happy Sunday. Make una relax. By this time next month, una go don do una Camp shopping in Jesus name.

chumaster:
yes o longer than river Nile and as long as Northerners ami

the page would have passed 1.2k just that all guys went on low key

ok.. Weldon with ur hard unpaid.job..lol

geolan:

that was then o egbon. nowadays, make God dey protect us all ni

na so baba mi

y0rmee:


Red kwa? Dhaz danger fa! iz blue wine like prophet Pepsi, and black wine like Coke or Zobo that me I take ooo!

Yhu wanto buy for me? One crate is nuh too small sha...

i no want make you get jedi

Gud maween my amiable family,how una nyt?

Abeg am looking for TiTi she run comot for aos ooooo she Neva cum back oooo

Make una hellep me find her oooooo

skiberg:
Gud maween my amiable family,how una nyt?

Abeg am looking for TiTi she run comot for aos ooooo she Neva cum back oooo

Make una hellep me find her oooooo

she dey y0rme room.. she say u no dey care for her wella.. I still see am Dis monring

Any Futarian here?

Dream2:

Name pasted on the DSA board doesn't mean it has been uploaded to the NYSC portal,NO SCHOOL HAS COMMENCE SUCH ACTIVITIES,ONLY NYSC DICTATE WHEN TO UPLOAD NAMES THROUGH THEIR TIMETABLE.

yes man I believe you on that. I was with the guy that is responsible for uploading names of prospective NTSC batch b candidate to Nysc portal and he told me they will be having a workshop on that next week starting from Monday and students of fedponek should expect their names on Nysc database from the 12th of September.

hsqertgb

geolan:


i no want make you get jedi

Jedi is ma hobby fa!

+ All those other local herbal mixtures!

U get warrai mean


If u dont, ask ChiefOjiji

chumaster:
nne, y are you shining ur 32 na

please check them again
they should be more than that number sir

geolan:



hey dearie, you are too beautiful to be an awaiting corper. Tell me im wrong anyways my name is Handsome

best joke of the year

plhfssyhj

nancy4nast:



please check them again
they should be more than that number sir

Are you a vampire


********
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHA, AGE WITH GRACE

following

Rebekkah!!!!
what did you do with my countdown
Aga m abakwa gi ime o

Padi mi 'CHUMASTER' i double sight u ekugbadun

iamprotocol:
Padi mi 'CHUMASTER' i DOUBLE sight u ekugbadun

Nawao, u dey see front and back?

Happy new week, anything for the boys

y0rmee:



Jedi is ma hobby fa!

+ All those other local herbal mixtures!

U get warrai mean


If u dont, ask ChiefOjiji

It's this boy again!

Y0rmee but I no collect ur wife na! Rebekkah!

Well, I don't take herbal missho, but I take oroki and agbara bitter

coyy:
she dey y0rme room.. she say u no dey care for her wella.. I still see am Dis monring

If u are

FOR THE ATTENTION OF 2016 BATCH 'B' PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS The attention of the Management of the National Youth Service Corps has been drawn to information circulating in the internet directing prospective corps members to commence online registration for the 2016, Batch 'B' orientation course on 8th September, 2016. Management wishes to inform all prospective corps members, parents, guardians and the general public, that no date has yet been fixed for the 2016 Batch 'B' orientation course. The information did not emanate from the NYSC website, but the handiwork of scammers, whose intention is most likely to defraud unsuspecting prospective corps members and the general public. As soon as Management comes up with the date for the forthcoming orientation course, this would be made known to all those concerned through our normal channels of communication. We enjoin all prospective corps members to disregard the announcement in question, and wait for the correct information on the next orientation course which will soon be made known from our official platforms. For further information, kindly check our portal and websites: www.nysc.gov.ng & www.nysc.org.ng Thank you. Signed MANAGEMENT

Rebekkah:


I've missed you my dear. I know you're cool yea. happy orientee!

how did you know I am cool unless some olofofo ppl come tel u,,,,am always cool my love,,,miss u too

I will like to inform my fellow Glanders that I will be offline for some days or weeks maybe months,,I never know,,,My phone battery is bad,that it has swell up to the extent that I need to force it inside the phone and new original battery will cost me #3k,chaii!!! buhari! Na bad luck,i never chop,i go buy battery 3k tufiakwa!, again my phone caliberation is not good too,,,but both problems is still manageable but the last problem is that,my subscription will finish today,my bank account is zero,the kind holy ghost thunder wet go fire buhari is still dancing kerewa,,it's hard for me but I don't have choice,,,,keep the fire burning,,,aunty TiTi go show very soon.....I only have today to be with you guys... #sobs

cc

Rebekkah,,,my darling #sobs

dream2

yormee

chumaster

posiimi

Mzshyshy

froshpapie

sheego2015

Mrukk

All others wey I no mention their monicker,,I can't memorise all,,it's a big family we have here,,,,,will miss you guys

ibroh22:
I will like to inform my fellow Glanders that I will be offline for some days or weeks maybe months,,I never know,,,My phone battery is bad,that it has swell up to the extent that I need to force it inside the phone and new original battery will cost me #3k,chaii!!! buhari! Na bad luck,i never chop,i go buy battery 3k tufiakwa!, again my phone caliberation is not good too,,,but both problems is still manageable but the last problem is that,my subscription will finish today,my bank account is zero,the kind holy ghost thunder wet go fire buhari is still dancing kerewa,,it's hard for me but I don't have choice,,,,keep the fire burning,,,aunty TiTi go show very soon.....I only have today to be with you guys... #sobs

cc

Rebekkah,,,my darling #sobs

dream2

yormee

chumaster

posiimi

Mzshyshy

froshpapie

sheego2015

Mrukk

All others wey I no mention their monicker,,I can't memorise all,,it's a big family we have here,,,,,will miss you guys

I sympathies with you ibroh22....

Add it mean u menshun my moniker I would have asked for your account number.

But sorry.

Next time learn to memories all the names in the world. You never can tell whose name u will call that will look back and answer ur call to epp you.


But not a Nigerian name ooo...

Names like, Clarkson, lyn, Diana, etc

nancy4nast:


best joke of the year

didn't indicate that im a comedian. Name is Handsome not Kevin Hart

y0rmee:


Jedi is ma hobby fa!
+ All those other local herbal mixtures!
U get warrai mean

If u dont, ask ChiefOjiji

you no like yourself bro

ibroh22:
I will like to inform my fellow Glanders that I will be offline for some days or weeks maybe months,,I never know,,,My phone battery is bad,that it has swell up to the extent that I need to force it inside the phone and new original battery will cost me #3k,chaii!!! buhari! Na bad luck,i never chop,i go buy battery 3k tufiakwa!, again my phone caliberation is not good too,,,but both problems is still manageable but the last problem is that,my subscription will finish today,my bank account is zero,the kind holy ghost thunder wet go fire buhari is still dancing kerewa,,it's hard for me but I don't have choice,,,,keep the fire burning,,,aunty TiTi go show very soon.....I only have today to be with you guys... #sobs


All others wey I no mention their monicker,,I can't memorise all,,it's a big family we have here,,,,,will miss you guys

Hmmm,i understand this kind of situation bro,very ugly and can be annoying atimes,alas we are not opportune like those who send money on an errand,we will get there thus the vow to get rich legally for the sake of my unborn kids.
It is well,be back soon.