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Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 1:52pm On Jul 06, 2009
clemcykul:

@thread
lmao! una no well
Friend of people wey no well, how u dey? grin grin grin

sweetliet:

invitation to spoil the underage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bia who called you here? Are u saying am a Paedo? May Amadioha strangle ya keyboard dia!! angry angry tongue
Can't you see i am trying to give the Mamalicious Kokolette some kindhearted assistance? Can't you see she's crying?
Ngwa disparu d'ici before i invoke the spirit of Thriller to devour ur internet connection now!!


mystangel:

*crying* i must come naked ooooooooooooooooooo
dont u know itz a great burial
coming naked will make mj rest in peace
My Rove shocked shocked i didn't say u can;t come naked. . . . i just don't want everybody to see what is meant for your my eyes only.
I gave you an option. . . .pls u have to come ooh!! But you will stay in my room and see every more any other person.
Shey U gree??


tytylayor:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shocked shocked

Werrin? U want aso ebi abi na lookery u dey do?
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2009
na wa 4 u o
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 2:40pm On Jul 06, 2009
romade:

na wa 4 u o

Wettin i do nah!!!! Am i not being fair?
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 4:55pm On Jul 06, 2009
u fair pass fair
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Skyfojydo: 5:57pm On Jul 06, 2009
Emperor, i wan the aso ebi but i go wan dress for yor room and watch the burial from your tower. grin grin
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by ashaby(f): 6:09pm On Jul 06, 2009
Emperoh! Emperoh! Emperoh!
How many times i call u? oya see me for my room b4 i change my mind cheesy
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by oyinda3(f): 9:23pm On Jul 06, 2009
romade:

With gratitude to God for a life melodiously spent, our family wishes to announce the untimely death of the undoubtedly King of Pop, Michael Ijowunmi Dudulabi Pupalowunmi Jackson at the unripe age of 50 years. Due to logistics for people who will be unable to join us at our LA family home, burial service will hold simultaneously at our family church in St. Jermaine Church, Broad Street, Lagos, Nigeria on Saturday, 1st of August 2009.  Reception party thereafter at Tafawa Balewa Square.

In accordance with our cherished tradition,
Aso-ebi is fifty thousand naira (#50K)for men, white gloves and socks inclusive,
and thirty thousand naira (#30K) for ladies. 
You can credit my bank account 000123311108 at FCMB. 
Please make payments promptly and avoid the mad rush .


 
Romade Arowolo-Jackson for the Family.




buheahahhahaha grin u no serious dis boy heheeh
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 1:46am On Jul 07, 2009
Skyfo-jydo:

Emperor, i wan the aso ebi but i go wan dress for yor room and watch the burial from your tower. grin grin

see wetin u don dey cause
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Jul 07, 2009
wetin jeovy babes never tell u say u get sexie eyes?
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 11:09am On Jul 07, 2009
u call dat eye wey be lyk shrek own sexy?
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Jul 07, 2009
chineke!
lmao
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by alimat2(f): 11:42am On Jul 07, 2009
romade:

With gratitude to God for a life melodiously spent, our family wishes to announce the untimely death of the undoubtedly King of Pop, Michael Ijowunmi Dudulabi Pupalowunmi Jackson at the unripe age of 50 years. Due to logistics for people who will be unable to join us at our LA family home, burial service will hold simultaneously at our family church in St. Jermaine Church, Broad Street, Lagos, Nigeria on Saturday, 1st of August 2009. Reception party thereafter at Tafawa Balewa Square.

In accordance with our cherished tradition,
Aso-ebi is fifty thousand naira (#50K) for men, white gloves and socks inclusive,
and thirty thousand naira (#30K) for ladies.
You can credit my bank account 000123311108 at FCMB.
Please make payments promptly and avoid the mad rush .


Romade Arowolo-Jackson for the Family.

Note*

Ijowunmi translates to I like dance
Dudulabi translates to We born Black
Pupalowunmi translates to I like to be white

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lwkmd,anyway whre wher can i get the ticket cos hav payed at FCMB broad str abt 2hrs ago also maa aso ebi is iro and buba with canvass so am fit for the burial
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2009
abeg go siddon cuz mad rush don start
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by alimat2(f): 11:52am On Jul 07, 2009
u will soon be disappointed
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Jul 07, 2009
says who/
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2009
she dey hallucinate
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Jul 07, 2009
i knew it!
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2009
Clemcy, ROmade

You no fit imagine what am enjoying right ow
Ashaby and Skyfo dey my room now. Mystangel has been begging for another dosage.

See as Romade dey over-work himself. . . . You think say na your Brother M will all him property for?
Cool down joo but e be like say u sell plenty of ya aso ebi. . . . . . u know me dey collect dollar!! grin grin
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2009
u don ova kolo
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by mamagee3(f): 12:00am On Jul 08, 2009
I think you should stop using Michael as a caricature. angry
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Jul 08, 2009
my friend go siddon 4 gutter, wetin be ur own
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 11:43am On Jul 08, 2009
dat mama gee abi wey dey always accuse stars without accurate facts come here to judge
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:58pm On Jul 08, 2009
with that her fat buttocks
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2009
Una no go believe wetin happen. . . . .de gee mama was rapping on my door begging for some action. . . .I bone am for some succulent sweet sixteen

romade:

u don ova kolo

Why nah. . , .abi u dey jealous?
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by mamagee3(f): 6:16pm On Jul 08, 2009
romade:

dat mama gee abi wey dey always accuse stars without accurate facts come here to judge

Bia omolakun, I hope you know I am not the poster. sad
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:48pm On Jul 09, 2009
sweetheart i dont know
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 3:53pm On Jul 09, 2009
& we no wan know
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 3:55pm On Jul 09, 2009
hmm hmm
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2009
mama-gee:

Bia omolakun, I hope you know I am not the poster. sad

Bia dem call your name? Abi you don e-blind? grin grin grin Because na Gee Mama i see there?
Panadol for another persn head-ache!!! tongue tongue tongue. U for kukuma change to Muma Gee tongue tongue
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On Jul 10, 2009
customized*********
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 12:40pm On Jul 10, 2009
aba made
Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2009
lol i know u and jeovy love okirika

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