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The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Nobody: 6:29pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie & expect Brazilian hair? Singlet & expect iPhone6? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?... Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB-) says this year Val should be trade by barter Oooh. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Lip gloss".-. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.-. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT or STV for her to watch. Put off ur gen (no free thing).-. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CHOSEN to be precise.-. If She gives you a flower, you self give her Ugu (Vegetable) (all na natural). if she gives u cake, u give her bean cake(akara). Na cake end both if she gives you lacasera, buy her pepsi long throat...gbam!!! # NoBeSo ?? ☆☆☆I nor fit shout o |
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Oladimejy(m): 6:32pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Is the writer a male because i knw that nigeria ladies cant copy this from facebook and post it here |
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Iamlordgee(m): 6:40pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Oladimejy:y not... nt every body believes in this Valentine crap |
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