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The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Nobody: 6:29pm On Feb 09, 2016
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPhone6?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all
& expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken
Republic?...
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB-) says
this year Val should be trade by barter Oooh.
Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-.
Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-.
If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Lip gloss".-.
She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her
natural hair.-.
If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA,
AIT or STV for her to watch. Put off ur gen (no free thing).-.
If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil. MFM or CHOSEN to be
precise.-.
If She gives you a flower, you self give her Ugu
(Vegetable) (all na natural).
if she gives u cake, u give her bean cake(akara). Na
cake end both
if she gives you lacasera, buy her pepsi long
throat...gbam!!!
# NoBeSo ?? ☆☆☆I nor fit shout o
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Oladimejy(m): 6:32pm On Feb 09, 2016
Is the writer a male because i knw that nigeria ladies cant copy this from facebook and post it here
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Iamlordgee(m): 6:40pm On Feb 09, 2016
Ok
Re: The Perfect Valentine Gift. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
Oladimejy:
Is the writer a male because i knw that nigeria ladies cant copy this from facebook and post it here
y not... nt every body believes in this Valentine crap

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