Ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine
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1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re
Capable of
Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are
busy
breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You
lack
patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm
the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You
fried the
one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you
were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly,
you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-
laws, pack
your bags. its over.


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