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Oya Talk Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Makanjuolaa(m): 11:00pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
OYA TALK SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up
on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof
for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands
instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted
building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses
with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and
insert it into your pen so that no one will steal
it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your
nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that stay under
mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking
leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it
is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't
knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew
up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult don't knw dat
nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living standard living" i knw u are
singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and laugh it off.
***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul
n playing mate 2 remember dem of their
childhood memories...
Igba Ewe dun
#solarin |
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