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| Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 6:47am On Feb 13, 2016 |
:-XOn the cross, hung the corpse of a dead God Born of virgin, died a virgin. Ave Satanas. Going for Lent. Satan be with you all. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:no be you kill Jesus,even people dey fear to comment for this thread lolllllllllll |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by taurus25(m): 10:33pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
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| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 11:31pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: But satan had no clue he was been set up for his own doom. It is Finished, says the Lord. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 10:15am On Mar 23, 2016 |
Image123:How would you know? The danger of the Single story. Have you heard Satan's? Image123:Was that after he came or before he comes? 1 Like |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 1:01pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: How did you know that on the cross, hung the corpse of a dead God who was Born of virgin, died a virgin? It is finished was before He died on the cross, obviously. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 1:32pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Image123:I was there. You weren't. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by stonemasonn: 2:18pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Blasphemy!! Hang em...Hang that pikinOfLucifer on a pike...God wills it. Its God' s will, Hallelujah. Oya pikinOfLucifer apologize or face the wrath of God. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 3:46pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:I'm supposed to waste my faith believing you right? |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 4:11pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Image123:Well, if you can believe in dead Jews, you can believe in anything. No faith is a waste.. You have nothing to lose. 5 Likes |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by ddddon(m): 7:00pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
SonofLucifer this Ur username sha 1 Like |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: Young boy, i don't believe in dead Jews, i believe in the Lord Jesus Christ the Son of God who loved me and gave Himself for me. He promised me the hope of eternity, He gave me life, He created the world, He brought me to where i am today from where i was, He gave my sibling legs to walk again when all doctors could do was xrays, crutches and shaking of heads, He took my sins away. You, you cannot even promise me 5,000naira not to talk of giving me. i definitely cannot put or waste faith in you. You that can't see beyond your nose. How many books have you written in your life?lol. Write Bible, and get more just 100,000 followers then get back to me.  3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by UncleSnr(m): 11:38pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Image123: 2 Likes
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| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Nobody: 10:00am On Mar 24, 2016 |
Image123:Cute story, old man. I still keep my tooth under my pillow too. Image123:Oh dear, all this was done by God for you? You must be very special, my friend. Image123:All that medical college fees must have been a waste. Why study medicine when you can pray? Why build hospitals when there are churches? Let's close down hospitals and build more churches. Let's depend more on God.......... Image123:You must have been a very horrible person, a worthless piece of shit. But thank God, he changed you and forgave you and gave you freedom.hallelujah.. Image123:You've never asked, Brother. Image123:  2 Likes |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 1:16pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
[quote author=UncleSnr post=44052343][/quote] If the Chinese did, you said? If you were born some place or sometime else, you probably will have no education or access to internet? So, who does probability help. Face reality. Jesus is Lord. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by Image123(m): 1:43pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:Spare me the platitudes. You said that you were at calvary 2000years ago and that i should believe you. Or were you demon possessed when you made the statement? Oh dear, all this was done by God for you? You must be very special, my friend.i'm special but He did not do it because i was special. Rom 5:6 For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. All that medical college fees must have been a waste. Why study medicine when you can pray? Why build hospitals when there are churches? Let's close down hospitals and build more churches. Let's depend more on God.......... Eeyah, that's shallow. Nobody said medical college and hospitals were a waste, or that they were mutually exclusive to faith and miracles. Even some doctors will tell you boldly that God heals. i've experienced it and i dare to share. You must have been a very horrible person, a worthless piece of shit. But thank God, he changed you and forgave you and gave you freedom.hallelujah..Hallelujah. God can do your own too. You've never asked, Brother.i did not ask God before He made the provisions, i asked Him after. Can you give me a car? Can you give me twins? These are some things that my God can do and that people who need them can ask Him for. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by UncleSnr(m): 7:49pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Image123:Come on, don't be ignorant. |
| Re: Thank Satan For Easter by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:17pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
i'm afraid jesus will touch me someday i hate pervs |
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