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Happy Valentines Day In Advance (photo) by ORACLE1975(m): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2016
VALENTINE!
LAUGH! LAUGH!! LAUGH!!!
*************** ******* Husband:
Sweetheart, I am going for 3
days church
conference starting Feb 14.
.
.
Wife:
OK But let's commit your Journey into the hands
of God in prayer.
.
.
Husband:
Lead us in prayer then.
.
.Wife:
God grant my husband great Journey.
Husband:
Very loud Ameeeeeeeen.!
.:
Wife: Don't let his manhood
erect if he try to
commit adultery.
Husband:
Silent.
Wife:
Don't let him return safely if
he manage to have
extra marital affairs with other ladies.
Husband:
Sweating
Wife:
In fact, Holy spirit kill him if
he commit......... ......
Husband:
Ohhhhhh! Shut up,.
It's OK, I am not going
anymore because The
holy spirit just told me that
the conference has been cancelled.
Men sha!

Re: Happy Valentines Day In Advance (photo) by emenas(m): 10:15am On Feb 13, 2016
men sha... #who'llbemyval?

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