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Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by princeshijman(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
About Wife When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~ByTommy Lee A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing! ~By Jay Leno "The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife" ~by Brandon Breezy copied. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by Nobody: 3:29pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
princeshijman:The bolded has also be confirmed true by psychologists. I've read about it severally. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by princeshijman(m): 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt:its not all true, we have many good women all over the world. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by pato405(m): 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
. no be small thing o |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by Nobody: 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
princeshijman:Well the statement didn't talk about being good or bad. Its about understanding who u are as a woman or rather who women are supposed to be. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by sewcool: 3:39pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by chumaster(m): 3:49pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
check my signature |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by ajokebelle(f): 3:49pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Once saw this in our daily manner. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by vault(m): 4:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
funny |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by Montaque(m): 5:40pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Suffer 'ring'. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by biafratownforum: 5:44pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Suffe r ing. Bad kinda ring.
Marriage no be child's play. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by funkyibodude(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
@op you can add this; God created man on the 7th day and rested, since he created woman nobody have rested till now |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by princeshijman(m): 6:17pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
funkyibodude:lol. u are kinda right. |
Re: Funny Marriage Advice From Married Men by Nobody: 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
One day God told a man to make a wish for being faithful to him. The man happily requested that God should construct a bridge for him from ikorodu where he lives in Lagos to Victoria Island where he works. God said, the logistics to that is tedious among other difficulties. Please make another request, said God.The man said ok. I'll like to learn how to understand a woman. God said what? No no no no. Sorry, I'll build you that bridge. Do you want a 3-lane bridge or 4-lanes. In fact, I'll make the bridge from your house to the white house in Washington DC. Even I don't understand a women |
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