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Lunch Talk To My Ladies. by nairacoded: 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2016
There is nothing that is more repulsive than a smelling private part of a woman . Please ladies kindly pay heed to this story .
Some years ago in my university days , we went to visit a course mate for our group assignment . When we got to the gate of his room , we saw him outside half naked with just only boxers and the looks on his face was like the land of Afghanistan after a bomb has been thrown .
We requested to go inside myself and one other friend , but he refused us which was strange and pulled me to a corner with tears almost coming from his eyes . He said " My brother, my house is smelling like the place where a dead rat was found " I inquired why , and he said he was just about to get down with one very beautiful girl he just met and that when she got naked , the whole house went on ' smelling Flames ' and he had to abandon the show and ran outside . That we met him after he just came back from the toilet where he had gone to vomit . He was outside waiting for the lady to get the gist and get out of his house , because there was no way he will go inside .
Please my dear ladies :
Always wash your private every time you finish pissing or visit the toilet.
Always go with a tissue in your handbag .
Use clean water , not soap or liquid materials to wash up .
When washing your private , please insert one finger into it and wash it with clean water .
If you have an infection , kindly get some medication .
Do not seat in a public toilet without cleaning it .
Wash your pant and wear one new one everyday . Do not repeat a pant twice .
After sex , please wash up and dry yourself before you wear your pant .
Do not borrow pant or undies .
Do not wear second hand brassiere or pant ( bend down boutique ) you could be infected .
Lastly, smell yourself before you go out and if you smell badly , wash up and wear a good deodorant .
It is very bad and wicked for a woman to smell. Most especially , these happens with pretty girls .
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