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Conversation Between A Girl And A Boy On Valentine's Day by neolboy(m): 7:02pm On Feb 14, 2016
A guy takes a girl out on a date on Valentine's day:------------------------------------------------------------

GUY: Baby I just want to tell you that I've never met anyone like you. I'm really feeling you. In short you're my soulmate, I love you and I'd like you to meet my parents right away.

GIRL: I love you too babes, just so you know, I was a prostitute for many years, I'm mentally unstable, sometimes i steal for fun. I've even aborted 40 times, as a result doctors say I can't conceive anymore.

Man- Thunder fire them!!! I mean who needs children anyways?.

Girls- Oh and I killed my last boyfriend and the one before him, just because they were talking to other women, just talking o, nothing more. I really love you though...So babes when do you say I'm meeting your parents?-----------------------------------------------------------

Man- We will discuss about dt next time

----------Have a great day everyone.

From luvkonect

Re: Conversation Between A Girl And A Boy On Valentine's Day by IDOGUNEFE(m): 10:48pm On Feb 15, 2016
O.boy run for ur life!
Re: Conversation Between A Girl And A Boy On Valentine's Day by Randyblincks(m): 7:35am On Feb 16, 2016
I dae feel the guy.

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