IGBO HUSBAND
Advantages
1. He is very loyal
2. He maintains monogamy
3. Could be very yielding/gullible
4. Gives you access to all his assets
5. Follows your advice and directions to the
letter
6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks
and happiness
7. Takes care of your kids

Disadvantages
1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited
to spending money, spending money and
spending money
2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3. May marry you early and deny you of access
to life/youth.
4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
5. Always has a large family to cater to and take
care of plus apprentices etc
6. May not be presentable
7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually
illiterate/unwillin g to explore.
8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive

YORUBA HUSBAND
Advantages
1. Could be very romantic.
2. Could be caring
3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4. Disciplines kids well
5. More white-collar career inclined
6. Literacy level is usually high

Disadvantages
1. More likely to philander
2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
3. More likely to marry you for your money/
connections.
4. Could be highly assertive.
5. Most times you would take care of yourself
after a while.
6. You may eventually separate with nothing to
show for it.
7. Family members may be given priority.

EDO HUSBAND
Advantages
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.

Disadvantages
1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
2. Could be very harsh
3. Does not take any nonsense
4. You may end up taking care of him
5. You cant cheat on him.

URHOBO MAN

Advantages
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.
Disadvantages
1. You may end up taking care of him
2. You cant cheat on him.

EFIK MAN

Advantages
1. Will effectively take care of the culinary
activities in your absence.
2. Is usually very religious
3. Hardworking
4. Good in bed
5. Quite organised and clean.

Disadvantages
1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
2. Your cooking may not be good enough
3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome.
no line between. He will also either be very short
or very tall. Same with your kids
4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older
than you in his fifties.

HAUSA MAN

Advantages
1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2. Very religious
3. Takes care of you

Disadvantages
1. You may be wife number 4
2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
3. You have absolutely no say in anything,
anywhere and anytime.
4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to
another family.

Different kinds of Nigerian wives

URHOBO WIFE

Advantages
1 always loyal/faithfully( cheating is outright
abomination)
2 very hardworking and self reliant
3 very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup
,sea food specials
4 can persevere even in poverty conditions
5 accommodating if a second wife shows up
6 what u see is what u get kind of attitude
7 would lay down their life for their children

Disadvantages
1 agrumentative
2 stubborn
3 alcoholic tendencies
4 some level of gra- gra
5 very very very vocal


YORUBA WIFE
Advantages
1. Very respectful to husband
2. Very respectful to in-laws
3. Most times educated
4. Yielding and submissive
5. Likes sex.

Disadvantages
1. Would most likely have had one kid for
another man before you and after you.
2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or
Oga at office.
3. Possibly give you another man's kid in
between your kids
4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends
everything.
5. May jazz you up.
6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and
amala.
7. Probably will marry another man even if you
split at 60 years of age.
8. If she makes more money than you, or you
make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop
her off in front of the house with a peck.


IGBO WIFE
Advantages
1. Loyal to her husband
2. Gives kids good nourishing food with
vegetables and many spices.
3. Is very clean.
4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her
husband and break their head or even fight while
the husband watches.
5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has
only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.

Disadvantages
1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2. After breaking the neighbours' head will one
day break yours.
3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4. Views love as spending power.
5. May not really love you but will marry you
because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6. Will spend every dime of yours without
touching hers
7. Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects
them.
8. May stop shagging you after 35.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you
make less her, she will become VERY
insubmissive and her family will finally remember
what a useless in-law you are.
10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come
and join to break your head.


EDO WIFE
Advantages
1. Cannot cheat on you
2. Can also cook good food.
3. Looks after kids and you.
4. Very respectful
5. Most times well endowed.
6. Very thrifty
7. Always has one brother or sister in europe to
bail you out in hard times.
8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead,
quarter dead or dead.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you
make less her, she remains loyal but after
building 10 houses you have no idea about.


Disadvantages
1. May have signed your death day the day you
were married.
2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before
her.
3. Eventually you die and she becomes the
landlady.
4. Or she may have built her own house while
you guys were still staying in a room and parlour
without you knowing.
5. May have done runs before you got married.


HAUSA WIFE
Advantages
1. Everything good.

Disadvantages
1. If you are not a muslim, no chance.
2. You may eventually have to show her were
the promised land is.
3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.


EFIK WIFE
Advantages
1. She will load you with so much good food that
every other thing is poison
2. She will also f.... your brains out.
3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break
your head if you misbehave.
4. Very clean.

Disadvantages
1. She will f.... your brains out finally.
2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely
large arse or be very short.
3. You will share shaving stick as she may have
facial and chest hair.
4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and
feeding will keep you coming back for more.


URHOBO WIFE
Advantages
1. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a
partner.
2. She does anything to take care of her kids.
3. She's used to her working while you get high
at home.
4. Loyal and respectful.
5. Cannot cheat on you
6. Can also cook good food.
7. Tolerates in-laws

Disadvantages
1. She'll short your booze ration.
2. She respects you with serious warning.
3. Very sharp and wise to take action.

hmmm

i apologize, but i can't read this

life is too short men

@Op rearrange ur post so it can be more attractive to read it look clumsy.

my sister I got to a point I had to change the channel.......my sister Why!!!!!

Ur post sensemake but e too long without outlining. Haba

EnigmaticEnigma:
i apologize, but i can't read this

life is too short men

lol...abi

I think this op hails from urhobo....coz if you think an urhobo woman can never cheat then you must be a learner

If only u could rearrange your points; too clumsy and packed tight, haba

I agree with the ibo and yoruba to a large extent tho.