Good morning fellow Nairalanders. Today, I'm going to teach you how to ensure your post hits NL Frontpage, which is the highest level of honor for a thread. A lot of people post very interesting and intellectual topics here, but without knowing certain 'secrets' the post might never get to the 'promised' land.
So peeps, here are the promised tips.

1) Make sure the post is about olajumoke. Attach a picture of her eating, smoking, laughing, or smiling. Any one will do

2) Attach the pictures of one snake or more.

3) Mention Tonto Dike and Linda Ìkejì in the story.

4) Use catchy titles like "Top actress bares all in new photo shoot (see hot photos), Top artists fight dirty on Twitter, See what Nicki Minaj wore to Grammy Awards
"
5) Make up a story about a pregnant woman fighting or killing or being killed or someone caught smuggling cocaine and other narcotics ( ensure you include the names for name checkers)

6) Make sure your post talks about the naira - dollar exchange rate

7) Make up a topic like" meet first professor of women studies in Africa, see wonder kid that twer ks inside Exam hall.

Attach phrases to the title like" see cute pics, graphic pics, horrible pics, amazing pics, funny pics".

9) Post topics like "check out wizkid's baby mama's wardrobe, see flavor's new target, see Don jazzy's latest crush".

10) ensure you mention supermods like lalasticlala, seun, ishilove.

Ensure you do at least 2 of these in any post and see if it won't enter Front page.

N:B
The writer of this post will not be held responsible for any embarrassment or shame that arises from trying the above methods without hitting Frontpage. Thank you very much.

lol Nice write up, Lalasticlala abeg go and view this thread... https://www.nairaland.com/2949124/killed-michael-jackson-nigerian-girl

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