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Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by TheSeeker(m): 4:14pm On Jul 15, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

come on man
Sexyleamon has been posting the most jokes on NL, go to the joke threads to confirm that. her sense of humour might not be to the likings of everyone out here but we can clearly understand that it was meant as such.(maybe her only crime is to have posted it on Romance instead of the Joke thread.)
i am not offended a bit by her post because i am no dog and dont know any but also because i can see the humour in it and can find some similar comparison with females.


Yeah right! Whatever, I don't care. I know how many insults they will have hurled at a man if he was to post the that as against women. Check out that thread where a guy said stuff about Nairaland girls being idle and looking for guys to hook up with; the guy meant it as a joke but you need to see how they(girls) hurled insults at him . . . . I didd speak against it myself. If anything, she should have enough gumption to post this in the JOKE section. I don't feel like a dog but I'm offended at comparing a man to a dog. And oh, just one more thought, what is she? A b***tch(female dog). I guess she should find that funny too, if she finds it offensive, this thread should be closed down!
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Orisdude: 5:12pm On Jul 15, 2009
Na wa, all this venom for a tongue-in-cheek writeup.
Its a joke: lighten up fellas. cool
Nobody breaks the radio when they hear "No scrubs" or Keri Hilson
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by TheSeeker(m): 5:22pm On Jul 15, 2009
Orisdude:

Na wa, all this venom for a tongue-in-cheek writeup.
Its a joke: lighten up fellas. cool
Nobody breaks the radio when they hear "No scrubs" or Keri Hilson
I turn it off.
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 6:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
sexyLeamon:

grin grin keep barking
damn she is madly in love with dogs
sexyLeamon:

who is your love? please after insulting me
hmmmmmmmmmmmm,she don dey cool down grin grin grin
sexyLeamon:

so can u please leave me alone now?
now she is on her knees begging for it
charles316:

will never forget this thread.

i think sexy leamon is d most stupid nairalander.
gbam grin
Kelvinj:

Better! datz more like u, coz i've dis feelin dat ur a nice lady. Hope am correct?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm,he be like say another thing wan enter toasting wan start
TheSeeker:

MrBrownJay, I will have to disagree on this one. How could this be a joke? This is insulting. I don't know if I should insult or her just ignore but I am very sure she was SICK when she posted this. I don't blame some guy who posted the other day that Nairaland girls are jobless and idlers. This just a perfect sample of them
gbam true talk
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jul 15, 2009
Oh dear!!!
Sister, you shot yourself in the foot with this post.
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 8:49pm On Jul 15, 2009
BlueDiva:

Oh dear!!!
Sister, you shot yourself in the foot with this post.
madam blue abi na sister blue abeg told her grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by latch(m): 9:56pm On Jul 15, 2009
@poster: I've got two dogs ,  just in case youre ready to marry
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by chyk91(m): 2:34am On Jul 16, 2009
na wa o
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by interestin: 6:21am On Jul 16, 2009
Can't believe this! Well, I will ask you this, who is your father?
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by C2H5OH(f): 7:45am On Jul 16, 2009
Poster, that's if you haven't yet killed yourself with your "ibon"
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by chiejik(f): 7:57am On Jul 16, 2009
embarassedthis is madness embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sharkzibt(m): 9:14am On Jul 16, 2009
the only thing dogs dont have is wat girls want most, sex with the rite speed and timing
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by crackhead: 10:23am On Jul 16, 2009
@OP
Why did you have to create such a topic. It totally silly. Or is it? undecided
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by ashe2(f): 11:31am On Jul 16, 2009
how dare u insinuate dat a dog is beta dan a man? okay i know why u said so your name is "mushedbrains" i hope u are still takin ur come back to sanity drugs? when did u leave the assylum? tongue
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by ayde: 11:43am On Jul 16, 2009
Go girl! Sexyleamon, one thing you forgot to add is that "A man's brain interprete things the other way round, while the dog gets the message on time".

Why are you guys so sensitive to this topic? Please get a grip. That is why men are so slow in learning. I could'nt help but laugh while reading through the replies from the men folk. The post is not saying Sexyleamon sleeps with dogs, as you most probably know; but to teach you guys how to be better boyfriends, partners and what have you. Get the message in the post! [b][/b]
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by daduke2k(m): 12:22pm On Jul 16, 2009
the end, watch out for part 2.
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(f): 1:22pm On Jul 16, 2009
ayde:

Go girl! Sexyleamon, one thing you forgot to add is that "A man's brain interprete things the other way round, while the dog gets the message on time".

Why are you guys so sensitive to this topic? Please get a grip. That is why men are so slow in learning. I could'nt help but laugh while reading through the replies from the men folk. The post is not saying Sexyleamon sleeps with dogs, as you most probably know; but to teach you guys how to be better boyfriends, partners and what have you. Get the message in the post! [b][/b]
at least some people here understand geezzz nairaland is full of crazy people oh grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2009
Go girl! Sexyleamon, one thing you forgot to add is that "A man's brain interprete things the other way round, while the dog gets the message on time".

Why are you guys so sensitive to this topic? Please get a grip. That is why men are so slow in learning. I could'nt help but laugh while reading through the replies from the men folk. The post is not saying Sexyleamon sleeps with dogs, as you most probably know; but to teach you guys how to be better boyfriends, partners and what have you. Get the message in the post! [b][/b]

Another bestiality lover !!!

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Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by chiejik(f): 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2009
useless topic i think grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by daduke2k(m): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2009
discussion continues
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by charles316: 3:00pm On Jul 16, 2009
sexyleamon,u have to apologize o or,
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(f): 3:38pm On Jul 16, 2009
charles316:

sexyleamon,u have to apologize o or,
u will break my head? or the sky will break? which one?
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by theolar: 3:47pm On Jul 16, 2009
My dear if men were like dogs imagine how borin it wuld be. U wuldnt have a quarrel and have an out of dis world make up sex. Tink abt it.
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Vuitton(m): 4:25pm On Jul 16, 2009
interestin:

Can't believe this! Well, I will ask you this, who is your father?

This is below the belt cry

C2H5OH:

Poster, that's if you haven't yet killed yourself with your "ibon"

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me>
SexyLeamon why naa grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(f): 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2009
you guys will seriously kill me with this topic it wasn't intended to hurt anyone.
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sesman(m): 4:40pm On Jul 16, 2009
i forgive you sexy, am not hurt by it grin,

next time dont post topics derogatory towards men ok, capiche grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by soulamanne(m): 4:53pm On Jul 16, 2009
for u to ve known sooo much about dogs,am beginin to think u are one
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(f): 4:55pm On Jul 16, 2009
yes am one and I can write and talk STUPID!
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by galatico(m): 5:48pm On Jul 16, 2009
Baby Girl you're full of shit!!!
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 7:06pm On Jul 16, 2009
galatico:

Baby Girl you're full of shit!!!
no wonder dis place dey smell grin
sexyLeamon:

yes am one and I can write and talk STUPID!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm na wa o
sesman:

i forgive you sexy, am not hurt by it grin,

next time dont post topics derogatory towards men ok, capiche grin
sexyLeamon link=topic=295772.msg4198805#msg4198805 date=1247758098:

you guys will seriously kill me with this topic it wasn't intended to hurt anyone.
it was meant to hurt dogs abi?
Vuitton:

This is below the belt cry

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me>
SexyLeamon why naa grin
gbam
sexyLeamon:

u will break my head? or the sky will break? which one?
all of the above
soft landing i hope it wont be the beginning of another thing wink
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by oluclem(m): 9:05pm On Jul 16, 2009
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I dey pity sexy(whatever she call herself)  cry cry cry cry cry cry

sexyLeamon:

you guys will seriously kill me with this topic it wasn't intended to hurt anyone.

I'm pleading on her behalf that guys she forgive her, she said this topic wasn't intended to hurt anyone,  it's just to show her prefrence and love for dog grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by elchux: 9:59pm On Jul 16, 2009
nobi 2day we don the hear dis dog mata where chics dey like @poster, na so AID take reach man till 2day where den the choose animals instead of man. anyway na her world make she enjoy.

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