duduade:
If any boy or man touches you
You will get pregnant......

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

Countrygirl:
No not all,dat is how it is.

DavidEsq:
dem give u too abi? which sku u bin go?

goodfornothing:
My dad told me he was very good and was the talk of the town as a little boy. That many fathers made reference to him when advising to their sons. So I asked my uncle if this was true and he replied "Yes, your father alone impregnated more than half the village girls at his time."

tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair?

adipemcanis1:


In my parents case....it went into a savings account in our names. Sometimes,we bought something for ourselves with the cash.

lukecent:
These parents must be in APC

goodfornothing:
My dad told me he was very good and was the talk of the town as a little boy. That many fathers made reference to him when advising to their sons. So I asked my uncle if this was true and he replied "Yes, your father alone impregnated more than half the village girls at his time."

Your father must be 2face Idibia.

BALLOSKI:
14. “Eat the beans so you’ll grow tall.”








…but that’s not what your Science teacher said.

DankemzI:

That No 1
If I later ask my mom for the money Uncle Silas gave me. She'll be like;
"which moni, shey dat food wey u just chop u taste crayfish? Na dat moni I use buy crayfish"
Crayfish wey she buy since last market day

Chidinho10:


Who cares?

onunwa21:


I observed one thing concerning my dad and my uncle in this regard. He was in same class with my uncle then in school. My dad is always taking the first position, same with my uncle whom both were in same class.
My question now is, do we have 2 first positions in one class? Because my uncle taking first position too in same class.

Senorita123:
When I ask mumsy to give me some money for biscuits and sweets when I was much younger, she will be like " je ki omo kiri de"....na lie o. Nobody went to hawk o. I go wait tire.

IYANGBALI:
chai you can lie. You asking for biscuits and sweets?senorita forming bota.
U r so sick mehn!!!! Get d f**k outta here jor



















no be akara and eko you dey always cry for?

IYANGBALI:
chai you can lie. You asking for biscuits and sweets?senorita forming bota.























no be akara and eko you dey always cry for?

BALLOSKI:
15. “Lend me, I’ll give you back.”


Infact as my mum dey collect my money,without return I dey collect am back when she send me message,no change ni.





…and it is gone forever.

Bekeey:
16. I did not buy bread today, our driver refused to stop

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Sermwell:
lol. Swear dat u will not lie 2 ur children dat u graduated wit 1st klas in law 4rm uniben.

goodfornothing:
My dad told me he was very good and was the talk of the town as a little boy. That many fathers made reference to him when advising to their sons. So I asked my uncle if this was true and he replied "Yes, your father alone impregnated more than half the village girls at his time."