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Funny But True @joke101 by melvin002: 8:43am On Feb 27, 2016
Man: baby, i luv u, would u marry me?
Woman: (stands up and gave him a
stinging
slap on his face)
I have waited more than 12yrs, i have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened 2 tapes, I took up new hobbies like
watching football
and playing playstation.
I went 2 house on d rock, mfm, christ
embassy, living faith, redeemed nd
presently at
winners looking everywhere 4 u..
I went 4rm a size 16 to size 10, so dat when u
see me, u will luv what u see..
I left lagos 2 abuja, then i left 2
portharcourt,
then i went all d way 2 kano..
I joined hi-five, from hi-five 2 facebook,from
facebook 2 twitter, i even had a... ....U WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?? just click on www.starprinz.com/101-01/ and laugh ur nerves ...dnt 4get to re-broadcast

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