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| My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by alwelldinho(m): 6:05am On Feb 28, 2016 |
My girlfriend told me last night that it's over between us. I thought about it and i found out that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my bed but I didn't die, I went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concoction. I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me. I'm really upset right now. Friends, what do I do? Should I try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work? . Advice me please, I'm waiting. |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by xpac01(m): 6:18am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Just ask Dangote trailer drivers, I think they have your answer.  1 Like |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by Nobody: 6:32am On Feb 28, 2016 |
nooo fresh milk wen we v hypo dt can wash away ur sins... jst drink one sachet shikena |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by adorablepepple(f): 7:04am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by alwelldinho(m): 4:40pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
ok! since lassa fever is in town, I decided to drink garri again yet I no die...nawa oo |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by samtheman: 5:08pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Die die die die die  |
| Re: My Gf Broke Up With Me & I Want To Die. Advice Me by alwelldinho(m): 6:12pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
samtheman:ah bros! ar u a member of mountain of fire ministry? |
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