ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!!
This is to inform the general society of Obafemi Awolowo University and by extension the whole
community of Ile-Ife of the outbreak of the new unknown, fierce, slowly killing disease.
Report has it that this disease has been diagnosed to be caused by a virus, but non of the lab
scientists has been able to pinpoint the virus.
Dr Ilesanmi, the resident doctor of health centre said. . .
" The virus observed by our lab scientist is neither similar in structure nor function to any of the
viruses ever known. In the past five days we've admitted 75 patients with similar cases, though
our infrastructural facilities failed us to manage the large number. 65 of these patients are female
while just ten are male, so we are guessing that this disease is gender sensitive.
We implore the whole of OAU students and staffs as a whole to please bear with us, as we are
working towards better services, as far as this deadly disease is concerned. The symptoms
includes: headache, stomach ache, body weakness, irritation, fever, vomiting (in some cases),
sore throat, loss of appetite. Though we don't know the preventions yet, but we believe that by
proper hygiene, we can reduce the spread of the disease. . ."
It is recommended that during this period, we have our bath at least twice a day, if not thrice, wash
our hands with soap and water, and keep our food properly.
We pray that God saves OAU from this deadly disease. Send this message to all your friends in
OAU and Ile-Ife, you might be saving a life.
cc: seun,lalasticlala, dominique, sissy3

Baba God help our nation please na, na beg we dey beg... dis problems ar becomin too much.

EBOLA

The diseases under Buhari are legendary.

This can only be a gastrointestinal-related virus. Proper hygiene is ok.

I guess they should also find out if the affected stay in the hostel or not.

They should also find out about the eating pattern/habit of the affected ones.

If majority eat at food canteens within the premises, then that can help track down the source....and also make prevention easy.

As for cure........me I no know.

Hmmmm, this is quite serious! I hope that the school authorities will wake up to their responsibility.

blazer234:
This can only be a gastrointestinal-related virus. Proper hygiene is ok.

I guess they should also find out if the affected stay in the hostel or not.

They should also find out about the eating pattern/habit of the affected ones.

If majority eat at food canteens within the premises, then that can help track down the source....and also make prevention easy.

As for cure........me I no know.

Since they have seen d virus, they should get its DNA/RNA sequence and blast in a database....they'll definitely see an exact match or something similar...that is enough clue to identity d damn virus

The government should be notified immediately.

Nigerian university hostels are perfect breeding nests for almost all microorganisms...

This is what happens when govt couldn't curtail a mere lassa fever that's not as deadly as Ebola. Yet the institution couldn't control malaria within its jurisdiction, of what use is now the essence of research carried out by students and lecturers