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Rib Cracking by crixlight2(m): 7:34am On Feb 29, 2016
# STOP FOOLING YOURSELF## STOP FOOLING YOURSELF#
Olumide grew up in Ogun state. He went to law
school in London. After his studies he decided to
come
back to Ogun, because he could be a big man in
Ogun.
So he opened his new law office. The first day,
he saw a man coming up to his office & decided
to make a big impression. As the man came to
the door; He pretended to be on d land-
line phone & told d man to take a seat.
Olumide said while on the phone: ___"No.
Absolutely not! U tell those clowns in
New York dat am not traveling all d way dat side
to settle d case for less than a million bucks".
"Yes!
D Appeal Court has agreed to hear d case next
week. l will b handling d primary argument & d
other members of my team will provide support.
"Okay. Alryt....Give d State
Prosecutor my regards and.......Olumide smiled"
D visitor sat patiently as he rattled instructions.
Finally, Olumide put down the
telephone & said: "I'm sorry for d delay, but as u
can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for u?"
The man said: "I am from NITEL and I've come to
connect ur land phone because it is not working
Sir.
Lobatan!!!!
Good day to you all and Let's stay real!.Enjoy d rest of your pm

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