There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria.
We share with you a common JAMB story we have never experienced (because no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it).

1. This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything.

Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation.






2. But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures.

*dials lalasticlala number*







3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs.

How much do you want? Name your price.






4. When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver.

Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work.







5. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting.

To success!







6. Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised .

Muzzbe bad network.








7. Seven a.m. Nothing.

Hayy God!








8. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God.

Lord, you know deep down I love you.






9. You smuggle your phone in. Just in case.

No dulling.







10. Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like.

Value for money!








11. You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers,its from MTN asking you make vic o song as your callers tune

This is how it ends







12. And you know you’re finished.

Keep calm and be finished.







13. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question

That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer.








14. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God”

In all things, give thanks to God.





15. But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic.

Because this their Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody.

curled from : http://partyjollof.com/these-17-funny-photos-tell-the-story-of-every-jamb-exam-gone-wrong/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Each time I remembered that some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food. I thank God. 2008 is the year, 215 is the scores

Weres the face he makes when he realised he has been duped

Everyone of them na hit back to back.....Very funny......God Will Help Those Writing Jamb.....It Is Always Easy With Prayer And Hard Work.....

Lalasticla
Password : tonto dikes' pant

Those who actually studied hard for the exams be like...

#scrapJAMB!

JAMB Is d new Jumoke....


So A Jambite had time to post all dis pictures

Glowstone:
Lalasticla
Password : tonto dikes' pant

.m.

Very funny

Pls add more I beg , memes make me laugh.

Love them.

Well done OP. Most of the captions fit the pictures.

Lol. . . na wa!

LOL..... JAMB... Jamming People since 1980

THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

In summary, the guy was scammed.


But I think every scammer are learning where Buhari is. With the change he used to scam Nigerians

Nawa

I guess people that gained admission almost immediately after sec sch may not understand Op, i can relate with some stuffs there. Thank God undergraduate days are over, ND and B.sc was a hit back to back.

Lol

Wen Yu Hear Ur Seat Partner Sayin "Ope O , See How Dis Exam Simple . .

Yu Be Lik : Oh Yea , Finally Iknw God Gah Mhe

lol

OP there is God ooo!!!!!

mi

U are just using this nonsense to mock jambites

Kk

gud

Lmfao_ 7am_The Dub never enter_ Th Nqqa go just they Cry inside am_ Saying "God,you're all i have, Human will fail but you won't". God is Love_

Lwkmd

Then you start guessing the most attractive answer from the options.
ROTF!!!

If you gain admission to higher institution after ur only one attempt of sitting for jamb say THANK GOD cos u may not understand what some people are passing through