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Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by ozimec(m): 8:15am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Now, if Buhari hadn’t won this election or rather was not foisted on us as a president all you would have been hearing would have been. There goes a man that would have given us heaven on earth. A man that would have created an Eldora out of nothing. A man that would have equalled Naira to a Dollar. A man that would have stabilised the OPEC and in compensation would have given us an OPEC president. There goes a man that would have liberated the downtrodden, the dismal class, the landless gantries and given them the hope and audacity to dare to dream. A man that would have brought us the Chibok girls within a month. A man that would have wiped out boko haram within three months and restore hope and peace in the Northern region. That man that would have given us petrol at N40 per liter yes, there goes that man called Buhari the great enigma. A man that would have given the youth corppers N50k a month and given unemployment benefits to youths. A man that would have given pension and allowances to the old people and look after them well because he is an OAP himself. A man that would have fed the kids in public schools at least a meal day. A man that would have created 12 million jobs in four years and given us the most robust economy. A man that would have compensated even the journalists with life policies in case of any eventuality. A man that would have completed the second Niger bridge and turn Onitsha to another Dubai. A man that would have harnessed and closed down the great divide between the North and the South. That would have been the man, the saviour, the master, the messiah that would have brought the much-needed development to Nigeria and finally, that man would have given us our rightful place in the committee of nations. A man that would have brought corruption to ground zero and jail all the corrupt politicians. Yes, that man would have been Buhari, a man that Nigerians never gave the chance to come and make all the wrongs right. It would have been a case of useless Nigerians that do not know or want anything good for their country. Instead of voting for the liberator they went and voted for the “clueless Jonathan a man from Otueke”, that has come to continue with his backwardness. Ah! I am so happy that, the man in question is our president, it is not some hypothesis nor some case study that students and professors would have had to embark on and inferred their tentative analysis on. Yes, that man called Alhaji Buhari is here and him alone has built the myth around himself and he is the only one that has been able to also dispel and dismantle the stupid myth without the help of anyone. You can’t dispel Buhari’s myth for him, his stupidity, his cluelessness, his lack of know-how is legendary in fact, no one can or could have dispelled that myth and larger- than-life persona about him better than himself. I am so glad that Buhari is the president of Nigeria today and we have come to know that he is all mouth and no action, that there is nothing to him but just an empty myth surrounding a very empty old man. Yes, Buhari is a very big myth and nothing can or could have prepared us for what he has come to be and represent today. Buhari is nothing but an empty vessel full of cows dung and nothing else. So happy that we now know him. You see us that is what we would have been saying if Buhari was not foisted on us. I know us that is how we roll we are Nigerians. What a relief really? 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Lol, guy you bad gan. After the election bros many who voted Jonathan were complaining while the wise ones among them told them to calm down and watch the latest movie in governance. Bros I must confess this movie is epic with a lot of defence and counter defence. The goodnews is, " the mystery" about our President has finally been laid to rest. God bless Nigeria. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by kilode100(f): 8:49am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Buhari fhuck up! No be him fault sha.. Na Gej way dey fear like woman I blame.. Imagine Gej dey fear Buhari way dey wear 25 boxers so that trouser fit tanda for him waist..(my blood dey boil) We need Abacha back in power biko. I hate weak men! 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by obynocute(m): 8:54am On Mar 02, 2016 |
kilode100:.. lolzzzzzzzz..... chaiiii... bubu don suffer..... wearing 25 boxers @ once??..... my dear friend u get mouth, no b small.... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by kingbasil: 9:01am On Mar 02, 2016 |
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Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by sdindan: 9:05am On Mar 02, 2016 |
kilode100: 25 what ![]() ![]() Guy you de vex 1 Like |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Adonis3: 9:07am On Mar 02, 2016 |
soulpeppersoup: what I told my girlfriend and anyone who cared to listen I simply laughed and said "una go soon understand" Though I was hurt by the loss of my preferred candidate buh I decided to see it from another view Knowing fully well that what OP listed would have been what would have been sung into my ears every night and day And now, I'm the one that can say "I NOR TELL UNA ![]() It's not about wanting the administration to fail so I can prove my point But I know that these peeps are mere liars and a deceitful bunch And that they would really disappoint those who voted them based on their campaign promises! #Adonis3HasSopken 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 9:25am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Adonis3: You see the problem with the black man is, he doesn't ask questions and when he does he ask the wrong question. We don't ask for the achievement of those wanting to be voted in as a prove of their leadership credibility. Anyone can just jump out from any bush in Nigeria make a few claim buy some youth to sing his song and the rest is history. I believe this is the ground for selecting better candidate for tomorrow. This is our nation we must build it together. Enough of mystery men in our government. All the qualities on which our President was elected many Nigerians has it, but that is not the qualities for sustainable national development. Leaders are in classes. A class captain in nursery school is a leader but can not lead any primary school class etc. Our President has integrity as we were told but that cannot grow our economy. It is economic sense that does that. 5 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by tinkinjow: 9:39am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Exactly my thoughts |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Validated: 9:40am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Need we say more? Buhari's cult followers now know that he is just "EMPTY". All promises are being denied and pseudo-pastors are now liars. Truly, imagine if they did not win, by now all the sycophants and Zombies would be raining abuses on Jonathan and Jega. The wind is blowing and clearly, the "messiah" and his promised "Utopia" is gradually turning to "Hell" of Afflicting Pain on Commoners aka APC. They now charge 45% increase for non-existent power/light, N50 stamp duties for job not done by NIPOST, toll-gates for roads they neither built nor maintained, $1 is now N380, fuel is now N120 even with low price of crude, pure water has been N5 since the first sachet was produced in early '90s, now it is N20 per sachet. The media is silenced, EFCC is now target-driven against opposition. The nation now services debt with 80% of revenue. Their only achievements in 9 months are to junket around the globe with "begging-plate" like almajiri. Complaining and blaming past administration, blaming judges, blaming "budget mafia", blaming God, blaming the sun and moon. Ministers are now mere boy-boy or messengers without say. Common budget, they could not prepare, rather presenting poo that has undergone series of rework without success. Yesterdays "Hailers" are turning to wailers!! No economic direction, rather they are now calling for an economic jamboree to help a "messiah" that promised utopia to his Zombies. The only economic and political blue-print enunciated at the last confab was rejected by the "messiah", what else do you want ![]() [size=18pt]Such a monumental FAILURE is only fitting for those who were ranting before elections, promising heaven on earth and building castles in the air! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by texazzpete(m): 10:16am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Yes We won;t have heard about Dasuki...until he steps up to receive his GCFR medal. We would have been hailing Dokpesi We would have been praising GEJ for a university build on a N13bn land that should have cost N300mn instead We would have been stuck with Metuh Abba Moro would have become a hero All those oil companies would have continued lifting oil without paying a cent to Nigeria. Tompolo and his fellow ex-militants would have continued making billions of naira monthly Thanks, but no thanks! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 10:25am On Mar 02, 2016 |
texazzpete:How has dis whole people we are hearing improved d live of d common man? 5 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Tokety7: 10:25am On Mar 02, 2016 |
These shameless wailers are just plain foolish. By the time we chose to boot out Jonah-daft, the fool was already borrowing heavily to pay ordinary salaries after several years of plenty. The drunkard really destroyed this country. Even since then, our income has drastically reduced but we have stopped borrowing to pay salaries. Buhari glorious decision and touches ensured this. The knowledgeable knows that because of the foolish decision made on our behalf by bastards we call leaders, things will be though first before getting better. We are currently at that tough phase and it can never get worse than it is currently. Buhari on track. 2 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by texazzpete(m): 10:54am On Mar 02, 2016 |
HIGHESTPOPORI: By preventing these crooks from stealing even in this low oil price regime, the lives of the common man has a chance to be bettered. But i don't expect you to understand 4 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 11:05am On Mar 02, 2016 |
all I can see here is a gathering of nincompoops, Jonathan worshippers, folks who benefitted from the rampant corruption that permeated the life of the last administration, illiterates whose bellies are more important than their future, folks who have sold their children's future for the sake of today's pleasure. keep it up. you have three years to go. when you are tired of this type of ranting you will find yourselves job to do. 5 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 11:08am On Mar 02, 2016 |
only people who have failed in all aspect of life except corruption will open a trend like this and be making noise. I hope when karma catches up with you and things go south for you, you will be able to explain to your kids that the reason they are suffering is because you put your stomach first before their destinies. 5 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by GodpunishBuhari: 11:13am On Mar 02, 2016 |
kilode100: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by StOla: 11:14am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Air Marshals Amosu and Alex Badeh would certainly have preferred that Jonathan remain in Power. Abba Moro refused to return the N1000 application fees for the immigration service recruitment, even after an ineffectual buffoon instructed him on TV to do so. Now we know he went ahead to buy properties for himself. We wouldn't have heard of Dasuki or the special assignment of Olisa Metuh. What do the OP and his goons have in common with the above mentioned characters? They require a corrupt Nigeria to be able to thrive. 6 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by cornelin(m): 12:33pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
pls when is Buhari travelling again? |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Tokety7:DemDem.. u again?? If Jonathan had won, wat wud u ve been saying?? 1 Like |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by ziccoit: 12:51pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
I've been saying it and I would like to say it here again; If GEJ had won the last election the op and some Nigerians would have been sold into slave trade to make more money available for stealing. Nigeria would have been auctioned in the world market to the highest bidder or merged with Cameroon. The best that could've happened to this country was kicking out the most corrupt government of GEJ. 4 Likes |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Tokety7: 12:52pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
crixtex: thank goodness the curse didnt. |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Nobody: 12:55pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Tokety7:Loools... in a way though. . buh u know d dullerd hasnt given a benefit of doubt?? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by Tokety7: 1:28pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
crixtex: Rephrase ur post. currently senseless. |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by ddippset(m): 1:35pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
In the last 2 months I have been banned 3 times. First one was like 1 week, second one was for like 2 weeks, the latest one was for about 1 month. Banned for what? For going against people who used such words on the president! How can the moderators of this fórum allow such words in here? And if you talk now, they will bann you! Let me just hold my peace for now. NB- LET NO ONE THAT 'KNOWS IT ALL' TELL ME, I DID IT TO JONATHAN AS WELL, BECAUSE I NEVER ABUSED JONATHAN WHEN HE WAS IN POWER. |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by MsGlobalwonder(f): 2:49pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
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Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by fadre5(m): 3:26pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
op, if Buhari hadn't won the elections this is what you and your fellow igbo brothers would have said.... "behold, the serial loser" give baba ah chance, stop rushing him.. Dn't expect him to fix damages caused between 16yrs in just 10months.... Leadership is a divine ordination from God himslef, if u doubt Buhari then u doubt God.. Am nt saying Bubu is God ooo jst.... |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by BushidoBlue(m): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
fadre5: But he was a serial loser now? Abi serial don get another meaning.... You zombie united players can't see that you are at the bottom of the league table when it comes to performance ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't worry season will soon end... ![]() ![]() |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by fadre5(m): 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
BushidoBlue: yeah, thats 2023 when d season will come to an end.. Before then, respect God's ordinance 1 Like |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by greenmonk: 4:47pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
texazzpete: And one custard bucket of rice would still be 700 naira. Thats all that matters to the common man. 1 Like |
Re: Now, If Buhari Had'nt Won This Election All You Would Have Been Hearing Would Ha by ekeneidiagbor: 4:52pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
soulpeppersoup: One of the few things I have learnt about leadership is - Good intentions alone does not ensure and can never translate to good governance.. A good leader should be aware of his weaknesses and shortcomings... Nobody is all knowing and we didn't expect PMB to be all knowing... Buhari is not an expert economist. more so reason why he should have constituted an economic team or at least appoint a substantive Chief Economic Adviser.. but PMB decided to run the economy alone for six months.. The after effect was never meant to be positive... So We Wail.. Everybody wails. Both PDP and APC 1 Like |
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