I was on my way to school this morning inside a bus and this just came to my mind..
Curriculum for driving schools in Nigeria.
1. Starting a car
* how to start a car with a key.
* how to start a car without a key or with wires.
* how to start a car without battery.
* how to start a car with borrowed battery.
* how to start a car by pushing.
2. Driving
a. Driving in rural areas(practicals recommended) ;
* how to avoid an on coming domestic animal e.g goats, fowls,
dogs, etc
* how to avoid little naked playing children.
* how to avoid old men n women crossing pathways.
b. Driving in urban areas(practical compulsory) ;
* how to march brake abruptly in case of necessity.
* how to bypass traffic lights without being caught.
* how to avoid road safety through short cuts{apian ways}
* how to speed away from police check points.
* how to be generous in case you are caught by police.
* how to detect police siren, ambulance siren and politicians siren.
3. How to buy a good tokumbo car.
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