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Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by leksy07(m): 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything. I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015. 1. Labaran Maku – 2010 “We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” 2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010 “With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.” 3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014 “Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.” 4. Jonah Jang – May 2013 “God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it.” 5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011 “Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.” 6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013 “Go and Die.” 7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011 “My fellow widows.” 8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015. “I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.” http://omgvoice.com/news/embarrassing-quotes-nigerian-politicians/?geoip&country=NG |
Re: Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Lekan111(m): 4:57pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.” if true then its the funniest what is the difference ![]() ![]() ![]() 'Go and die' our politicians when looking for vote they will be humble enough to buy #10 popcorn but let them enter office you will hear Go and die voters am sure a political party will promise all undergraduate iphone6 come 2019 general election. Funny Nation |
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