We needed a win to bring us close to the top 4, as Liverpool is already giving Mancity the beating of their life . This Manutd young team will not just give me hypertension abi what are they playing sef. We need to win this match nah, i said to myself. Walahi! nah thunder go strike this Memphis yansh, shey nah big boy hin kon do here ni?

Manutd had wasted a lot of opportunities until in the 82nd minute when Martial was brought down just outside the penalty area. As the ball was taken to the spot where the free kick is to be taken. There is Blind, Mata and Memphis. I whispered to the person sitting beside me in the viewing centre, "Walahi, if Memphis play this free kick, i go just dey go my house go sleep".

The free kick was taken by Mata in the 83rd minute and it went straight into the net. Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! i screamed on top of my voice and jumped as i grabbed the breast of the fat man sitting in from of me. I swear i didn't intend to. I was only passionate about the spectacular goal. This man who is an arsenal fan is already furious that their dream to win the league this season had withered due to the thrashing by Swansea. He stood up and gave me three good hot slaps that did a factory reset to my brain. I couldn't utter a word as my eyes was filled with tears. I stood up and just walk slowly home. I didn't even watch the remaining of the thriller.

How I wish I were there to add more thunderous slaps.

braimeddy:
How I wish I were there to add more thunderous slaps.

So u want to spray pepper on my wound.. #wicked

Funny story.

Lol

And you can't slap that person back ?

kenoz:
Lol
And you can't slap that person back ?

If i had done that. Am sure i won't be posting this today..

R

lmfao

mrlaw93:
If i had done that. Am sure i won't be posting this today..