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Garage Door by edogram1(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2009
Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question, 
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up,  He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door, '

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires,
Re: Garage Door by Phatimah(f): 3:44pm On Jul 15, 2009
smiley

That is very funny cool cool cool well she answer well
Re: Garage Door by romsky: 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2009
na wa 4 fatima o
Re: Garage Door by tytylayor: 4:06pm On Jul 15, 2009
rebranded
Re: Garage Door by Jeovy(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2009
tyty, go and sleep
Re: Garage Door by tytylayor: 4:18pm On Jul 15, 2009
i don sleep tire today, i just wake up
Re: Garage Door by Ben13: 4:22pm On Jul 15, 2009
Ija is doing a great job cheesy
Re: Garage Door by oranges(m): 4:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Garage Door by Ben13: 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2009
my friend! laff well na

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