1. THE SERIOUS ONES: These ones come into the exam hall without looking at anybody. All they do is read.( The one wey 'em read for house never do. >:

2. THE STYLIST: Either boys or girls. You will see 'em with korede bello kinda hairstyle. They wear "okrika" designer and they fold the edges of their t-shirts (short sleeve) Adekunle Gold wanna bes.

3. THE PHOTOGRAPHERS: They are mostly females. They look for one fine background to snap pictures and post.
(If it is possible, thex will open anoda tab on their computer looking for how many likes they coulld gather.

4. THE LATE COMERS: They come late to exam venue like say na their papa get the place. They would atrract uneccessary atrractions. ( my exam was scheduled at 6:30am and i got there 6am. The school building sef still dey sleep when i got there. Na me wake ahm up.)

5. THE ITK( I too know): Just like the serious ones but these ones are proud. They will be like "my guy if u see what i read u go fear. " I go kill these exam today"

6. The GIRAFFER's: these are the people that can adjust or stretch their necks to harvest from where they didn't cultivate.. they can even finish a sentence before u do

and those with micro-chips...

6. THE MUMUS : I call 'em mumus bcoz they behave like one. It's either they came to the wrong exam venue, they forgot their slip at home or they log in with another persons reg no.

7.THE FIRST TO FINISH: These ones behave like kindergaten students. They finish quickly and walk swaggerliciously out of the exam hall. Na 'em dey get minus ( -99) for jamb

8. THE TOASTERS: These ones came to search for chicks. They help girls in exam hall.(Make i no lie, i dey this group partially) When guy asks 'em for answers, they pretend as if they dont know. (Na so i dey one guy front, i come put wig for head. Na me the mumu answer through out)

9. THE FAINTERS: Its either they collapse or something bad happens to 'em. Imagine an ulcer patient fasting to the exam hall. When they see questions like (-2/8<4+ 8=0, the rest is history
At this point' i drop my pen. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.

lol.